Neil

Fucking tune this.

An impressive amount of rolls from Cuadrado.

How is that deserved? Been absolute shite this. Both teams should be sent home. They've been less shit and were pressing for a goal more. It's been an aberration generally given the talent on the pitch.

Not that, though. Fully deserved mind.

Dunga is loving this.

Not so smart there.

Predictable snoozefest so far. Someone do something.

Hope its as good as it should be but have a feeling it'll be a fairly standard 1-0/2-1

Can't remember everything I have but I know Easton Angel, Cannock Chase and Touchline all feature.

You had a super bollocks start too last season too right? If by 'start' you mean first 6 months - yes.

Drink driving. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33161026

All of the top 8 from last season in our first 9 games. Could be interesting.

He should face whatever punishment Joe Bloggs would face. Obviously, he won't.

Bossy Guest looks well overpriced at 9/1. Not saying it'll beat Ivawood but E/W represents excellent value IMO. Isn't it 5lb better off since the last time when it ran Ivawood very close?

The metaphysical miracle of a header wins it, then.

I'm well aware I'm cheering on Argieland have a plethora of thoroughly detestable arsewipes, and they aren't playing well in the slightest... but for a side with such a rich history, Uruguay are a disgracefully negative team. Offered nothing to this game other than trying to bring Argentina down to their level. In their defence I guess you have to remember what a small country they are population-wise, which makes their relative standing in world football pretty remarkable.

Get in! Seeing some radge headers in this tournament. Beauty from Kun.

Total sack of shite so far. Complete opposite to Chile-Mexico yesterday. Uruguay tactically fouling Argentina who are now being brought down to their level. Meanwhile the Argies are far too slow to actually break down a Uruguay team who are playing for a point. Oh dear.

Argentina not good enough, Uruguay just kicking anything that moves.

Sadly in agreement with Disco's thoughts. Would be a bit of an issue.

The Yank commentator within 30 seconds says the game could feasibly be fixed as a draw as it might benefit both. Smooth stuff.

Really undecided about him, he's hilarious but so fucking annoying at the same time. I'm one cynical bastard but I can't help but like him. His enthusiasm - albeit overbearing sometimes - is a welcome relief from dour, half-arsed shite punditry we get in this country. Tbf I think he knows his stuff.

Over 1.5 "magisterial"s @ 11/10.

Expecting Argentina-Uruguay to be high on fouls but possibly low on free-flowing football.

So fucking boring. Making Jamaica look like a top-tier team given the way they're sitting in their own half. Don't even look like doing that we've-been-bad-but-let's-get-a-second-goal-to-make-it-look-comfortable thing that favourites often do.