Neil

I absolutely hated him when he played for us. He scored that long-range lucky goal in a vital away win at Birmingham when we were dogshit, but I can't remember him doing much else. At all. That was literally THE only thing he ever did. Such a nothing player and he doesn't make up for it with any sort of heart or workrate either. Just looking at him on TV actually annoys me. He's got a good engine though.

I quite like C5's football coverage in a strange way. They know they're pretty shite.

Spirit! Bravery! You never rule him out! They scored with their one chance, Christ. Still, howay Fulham.

I absolutely hated him when he played for us. He scored that long-range lucky goal in a vital away win at Birmingham when we were dogshit, but I can't remember him doing much else. At all.

You must be disappointed Barca didn't make it to this final?

Eat that. Eh? Did it get to 2-0?

No-one did.

Simon Davies!!!

No, but 2-0 and it's curtains IMO.

Fulham will snap hands off for 1-0 at HT.

Been coming.

Aguero twice now beat a couple of Fulham players with ease.

CAREFUL, CAUTIOUS STUFF!

Oh dear, Ujfalusi.

Fulham need to calm down and fast.

Lucky escape for Fulham.

Skybet.

Aye. It was inevitable. I've made a decent start, going to try my hardest not to fritter it away.

Going to dabble in-play with Atletico-Fulham I reckon.

I thought 'Forlan' was 'Fulham' - I was getting rather excited for a minute.

Kaiz, I can't help but see you've lowered your stakes a bit recently, are the days of £100 stakes gone?

I can see Ross County doing it, like. Pompey I fear for.

Knew that was coming. £1,000,001.

I'll tell you what, you give me that tenna, and I'll happily pay you £1000 if that happens. £2,000.

Impressive to see everyone completely write them off already even if they do win the final. I wouldn't expect them to stay up but strange things happen.