Neil

You can tell Mallorca aren't short on confidence - trying a volley from the edge of the area from a corner. VI - is Dani Alves injured?

Oh and it's Wolves 1-4 Arsenal. Arseshavings got a 4th, before Craddock pulled one back. Jody's a goal machine.

2-0 ===> 4-0, and Auxerre have scored.

Mallorca equalise.

FTTW's thought of the day, #62.

Pedro, 1-0. Ibra's through-ball was ridiculous.

2nd half possession: Wolves 19% - 81% Arsenal. According to this commentator, "that 19% possession is a bit low for Wolves - it should be a bit more than that".

Bollocks, forgot to put on that £2 European bet I posted earlier. It's looking fairly decent atm. Always tomorrow I guess. Fancied Depor? Got to say I didn't, Getafe are fairly useful at home.

Village Idiot, thoughts on the Mallorca game? Can we expect a goal-fest or could it be a frustrating night for Spain's finest?

Click on one of the dates there to see it in full. It amused me considerably.

Sunderland-supporting friend of mine complaining about how much bad luck they had today. As far as I can see, they missed their chances (according to BBC the penalty was tame)? Also, he's conveniently forgetting the Blackburn game they barely deserved a draw from let alone the win, and also Beachballgate. Perhaps luck does even itself out?

Don't you have something better to do? Going to Atletico is like being given three points for Real. Won six out of the last seven games there, with the seventh game being a draw.. I'm not so sure. Just think Atletico will be spurred on by getting that last-minute equaliser against Chelsea. I'm going for a draw, 2-2 again.

Aye, some fierce complaining there.

And Jake - I'm not touching the Madrid derby. Atletico may well have got confidence from their draw against Chelsea in midweek, and the nature of a typical derby means it's fairly unpredictable. Juve however, I would get on.

Ended up a sensational £5 up. Better than a loss I guess.

£5 on Newcastle and Blackpool. 50p on draws for Plymouth, Leicester and Reading. 50p on Villa, Pompey, Man City, Spurs, Arsenal, Boro and QPR. £1 on Stockport, Shrewsbury, R&D, Northampton, MK Dons, Grimsby and Chesterfield. and £2 on Mainz, Lorient, Nancy and Le Mans-Auxerre draw. Hmm.

Tomorrow, I'd imagine.

43,168.

Not in the mood for light-hearted jokes, then? Edit:

Age caught up with him at Newcastle.

He was mint. Worked wonders with Oscar Cardozo on an FM09 career.

It's probably because whenever I've seen him being interviewed he seems a really down-to-earth guy. That said, he may well be a twat off-the-pitch for all I know. Oh well.

Robbie Savage. I should think he's a twat but for some reason I don't.

Couldn't believe they won last night. We were camped in their half.

£2 on Pilko to score first and NOFC to win 8-0 @ 5/2. Good value I'd say.