The Prophet

I know Joel is a chancer, but @JT24

If you needed proof Ornstein is being briefed, that little added detail that he told Howe he wanted to leave at the start of the summer is such a desperate attempt at reputational rehabilitation, it's laughable.

Aye, he'd be an excellent signing for either. Like a couple of other teams, Spurs do look a bit top heavy though.

That's what they want.

All sounds pretty desperate mind. The tactics of a player and agent who've shit their pants that they're not going to get what they want.

Yeah you're right. Seems we're really trying to nail down a left hand creative type.

Fair, more likely him or Bilal then.

So we absolutely need two strikers and at least one CM before the window closes. Isn't Ramsey predominantly right sided? Wouldn't want him to stifle Miley's development.

He can clean the bogs for a month, I'm sure he'll want to reintegrate then.

We've seen how these things work to our detriment. The agent and player will hold out as long as possible to see who comes to the table. Leeds have been strung along all summer. It'll be interesting to see if we actually make a move though.

My reich back.

Eurgh, the alien nonce. Side note, but how does he have so many followers?

Hos goal suggestion tonight suggests he isn't going anywhere.

I think this kind of player has been in the pipeline all summer. We tried to kill two birds with one stone, looking at Cunha and bidding for Pedro, now we're going for cheaper specialists in both positions.

It was John Percy. He's one of the best around when it comes to the Midlands clubs.

He offers us something completely different to Big Joe.

You'd imagine with a deal like this, you'd need to sort everything at the player's end first.

The alternative would be playing Willock. Howe seemingly has Miley pegged as right sided.

Not seen much of him, what makes him a good fit?

We have no reason to. I've always though they'd have to get somewhere near £150 million, even if we're talking total package.

Maybe Liverpool need to think again.

Joelinton doesn't even play 80% of games as it is.

I'd love this signing, but we still need a big Joe regen.

There's no Cosy Joe's in Monaco.

The narrative is starting to alter. More talk of him staying again from Alex Crook and Ben "the toucher" Jacobs.