The Prophet

The kop didn't suck the ball into the back of the net?

I'm unsure about your opinion of Suarez, do you like him? Class player mind.

Suarez look like he's breaking those teeth in for a donkey.

I'd gladly pay the bail of anyone who assaults Suarez.

What a fucking abortion of a decision.

I hope so just for when he's invited to have dinner with her family and the awkwardness of it all I'd like to think he calls him 'fat head'.

Is Bent still banging Miss Bruce, adding insult to injury.

That's a couple of times he's had lip stick/lip gloss on, should be sacked on the spot.

Gash from Krul.

Has Motson not fucked off yet? Thought he was retiring.

Shut up Lawro you bitter old cunt.

Ben Foster and Scott Parker showing why they have the plaudits, no wonder England are shite.

Hughes seems to have Sidwell playing alright.

It was a touch of class.

Tomkins-----Upson --------Green-------- Triangle of doom.

Sammon played like a fish out of water.

Robert Green is fucking shit.

Fuck off Wigan, you know you want to. They can't have us thinking they'd go down all this time and end up safe.

Liked him at Hoffenheim, could do a hell of a lot worse.

Quality player, can't say I have much love for him given his refusal to play for us on a couple of occasions.

Parker, player of the year, inspiring his side to bottom place.

Hope Stoke batter the bastards.

I'd prefer Wigan to go. Would give West Ham something to play for next week too.