The Prophet

If we keep it down to three I'll be impressed.

West Ham are 5/2 if anyone fancies them.

Wut?

'Oh and it's one-nil, which means there's been a goal, and it's Drog-bar, one-nil Chelsea.'

Bend over lads.

NOTW. Enough said.

Chelsea -1 looks safe but its shocking value.

Seems cheap.

'The goal machine'

we'd be one of 6 or 7 clubs thinking that i'd guess. No doubt, can't see many of the bigger sides bothering mind.

We should definetly pull out all the stops to sign Sturridge.

Would love to see Sturridge here next season. Would cost a fortune no doubt.

'That was a real strikers finish' Pointless comment.

Get on with it, tired of hearing this cock smoking.

Papiss Cisse has been banging them in this season. Doubt Freiberg would want a fortune for him.

Yet you'd happily have us take Jones?

Innit.

Johnson? As in Adam Johnson?!

Nothing good has ever come from Twitter like.

Gervnho, Gameiro and Sow perhaps? Better to aim too high then too low I suppose.

Cameron would seriously go up in my estimation if he performed a two footed lunge on De Jong

Silva is playing like he's pissed.