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The Prophet

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  1. I bet the smarmy little shit gets raptured as well. Wanker.
  2. Freddy Shepherd: 'Would you have appointed a manger with two titles and four manager of the year awards to his name?'
  3. The Prophet

    Nile Ranger

    Aye, his lack of footballing brain and inability to finish aside, the lad has potential.
  4. Lovenkrands - 'Ronaldo is a cunt'
  5. Really? Struggling to think when I've felt 'rock bottom' this season, even the uncertainty surrounding Hughton's departure was tempered by the fact we'd thrashed the mackems 5-1, won at Arsenal and already had a decent number of points in the bag. The 'worst' part was probably the Stevenage match. We were abject, suffered abysmal performances from under-motivated players (something I thought we'd eradicated with the new team morale and attitude around the club) and we managed to throw Tiote on and get him banned for 3 league matches. Losing 3-1 away to WBA was pretty dismal too, we were awful. Getting tonked 5-1 at Bolton wasn't as bad (mitigating circumstances), nor was the 4-0 thrashing at Stoke...we played fairly well but got punished for sloppy individual mistakes. I genuinely thought we were going to nose dive when Hughton left, it was a pretty low feeling. Really I should have added a category for 'biggest suprise' because it would have to go to Pardew. I've been very impressed at how he's mangaged to maintain a lot of the early season momentum.
  6. With the season meandering to a close and everything apart from a final league position settled, I thought I'd have a reflect. Those expecting a thriller at West Brom may want to wait before contributing: Overall reflections What a ridiculous season. At times I've been sky high, at others rock bottom, it's really difficult to put into words what this year has meant. Looking at it objectively we're guaranteed a mid-table finish on our return to the top flight, we've never looked in any real danger of going down. Given the limitations of our squad, especially the lack of goal scoring pedigree it's nothing short of miraculous, regardless of how volatile the league has been. High Moment There's so many to choose from. If I was going to take a particular result it would have to be the 5-1 thrashing of the mackems. However, if we're talking individual moments it would have to be Tiote smashing in the equaliser against Arsenal. The side put us through the mill that game and to rescue a point with that goal was something special. I was bursting with pride. Low Moment I know a lot will say the sale of Carroll but for me I’ve never felt lower when Hughton left. It’s was the only point in the season I genuinely thought we might implode and sink into the relegation zone. Pardew has come in and done a great job, but the way a man who we owe so much to, was treat with such contempt still gets my angry to this day. Best Player Honorable shouts to Enrique, Tiote, Nolan and Barton but it simply has to be Colo. He’s had the odd blip but on the whole he’s been exceptional. In everything he does he just oozes class, absolutely majestic. Best Individual Performance This season has been a complete team effort so I’m difficult to pick one particular performance. Colo, Enrique and Tiote have all had some absolute belters but for me I’d have to go with Ben Arfa against Everton. The lad looked an absolute touch of class, completely ran the show. I’ve never been so excited about a performance and a player in a long, long time. Best Buy Tiote, no question. Ben Arfa could turn out to be a top acquisition but to bring a player of Tiote’s caliber for absolute peanuts is bloody brilliant business. Exactly what we needed. Most Improved Simpson and Best have come on a ton, but Barton had a great season. People will say it is what we have come to expect from him but it doesn’t disguise the fact he’s improved massively. It could of been so easy for him to go on to become a Smith, Duff or [insert one of the numerous has been we’ve acquired over the years], but he’s really stepped it up this season. Long may it continue.
  7. Personally, I can't see him dropping our top scorer and club captain, for the next season at least.
  8. The Prophet

    Nile Ranger

    Brilliance is a bit far like.
  9. http://i53.tinypic.com/i1xmjc.jpg
  10. We shouldn't be looking to replace squad members, the depth is piss poor as it is.
  11. I suppose we'll have the bitter disappointment of deadline day.
  12. Aye, could probably keep an eye on them both.
  13. The kop didn't suck the ball into the back of the net?
  14. I'm unsure about your opinion of Suarez, do you like him? Class player mind.
  15. Suarez look like he's breaking those teeth in for a donkey.
  16. I'd gladly pay the bail of anyone who assaults Suarez.
  17. What a fucking abortion of a decision.
  18. I hope so just for when he's invited to have dinner with her family and the awkwardness of it all I'd like to think he calls him 'fat head'.
  19. Is Bent still banging Miss Bruce, adding insult to injury.
  20. The Prophet

    Alan Pardew

    That's a couple of times he's had lip stick/lip gloss on, should be sacked on the spot.
  21. Has Motson not fucked off yet? Thought he was retiring.
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