Geordie Ahmed

Schurrle scores, quality counter attacking goal

Canny absurd that like

Zabaleta red card (second yellow)

What was wrong with the second pen?

Pen to Leicester and a red card

Give me a 2-2 at home to Hull any day of the week

We drew at home to Hull and look at the smug look on his face, arsehole

Smug prick, this needed to be a loss [emoji35][emoji35]

Taking about Jonas Team was triffic

That made me angry

Why Cisse? Why? :'(:'(

Cisse man, can't score when you want him to and can't stop scoring when you don't want him to

We are blatantly going to nick a point here

Piss off Cisse

Yep, pathetic really, which is why those saying they want us to win and protest to go ahead were being daft Need to concede another and maybe we can give Pardew some decent level of stick

Pipe up now, you numpties

Don't worry we don't have Ben Arfa or Marveaux to set him up

Howay Soopafans, pipe up now you divvies Need another Hull goal asap

Get the eff in

Please score Hull, pretty please

Merson talking shite

Brilliant stuff, superb organisation and the professionalism is to be commended, a massive difference to dodgy spellings on bedsheets A win would be a disaster because the smug prick would talk himself up. We need him to be shit scared to leave the dugout and we need a loss

It took them 5 days to come out with that bullshit

Devastating. Hope he gets better soon I seriously think something has been lost in translation, even the pricks we have in charge wouldn't be this callous and heartless

That's a free kick you prick