Geordie Ahmed

Though it means Hull will open us up with even more ease now

A very attacking sub, good stuff

wtf was that cabaye

ffs

Messi gets his hat-trick

Quality cross from Neymar, just needs to start scoring now

Awful from Swansea

Nice one

Now watch Real take the lead Guess not

Now watch Real take the lead

Messi scores, assist for Neymar

Lush pass from Zlatan, Matuidi scores

Paolo Di Canio is a selfish prick that loves making it all about him Don't want him anywhere near such a fantastic cause

Good play from Sammy, then Berahino misses a great chance

Sammy coming on for the U21's

Doesn't it 'kick in' in the next close season? The payment probably arrives at the end of this season BUT it is a guaranteed payment hence other clubs spending it

A squad which results in Shola Ameobi starting matches can't be regarded as good

Ashley is quite content with us staying in the league, finishing higher in the league doesn't concern him (actually he probably wants to avoid it since the Europa League is a distraction), just wants to rake in the tv money

It was blatantly intended, no doubts about it

So glad I resisted the temptation to buy a season ticket

Whey, just what was missing, Arry with his car window down

Glad we haven't signed anyone, it's good to know we are not going to be bankrupted

Messi denied again

Another chance for Messi, surprisingly doesn't score

Yet we didn't fine him? Nor has he released any kind of statement defending himself. There's definitely some Machiavellian stuff going on from both sides but to me it looks like Pardle/the club pulled him from the Man City game and he withdrew from the West Ham game. Yesterday was his/our way of saying he's not leaving imo. I think it was a joint agreement between him and the club. If we wanted him to play I think he would have BUT it suited both parties for him to sit out the matches as a move seemed likely