Geordie Ahmed

Lukaku will destroy Willo

Just heard "bally" speak, always assumed he was a mackem

Aye, better passer and finisher, also doesn't hang onto the ball too long

Ouch, van ginkels knee twisted nastily

Messi nearly scored just before that, tried a flick like Ronaldo BUT the keeper saved and the rebound hit the bar

Busquets makes it 3

Messi header, assist from Neymar

Dodgy keeper, was a tap in from a couple of yards

Neymar scores, felipao will be happy

Canny finish from Ronaldo

Oooh Oooh look at me i've got nearly 50. Pathetic. I've got 21 Lol, could have been more if Evra's header went in

40 points so far, have Walcott as captain and Ozil as vice captain so should end up with at least 50

Nice one, deserved

What a goal

Working fine

Adam is so shit

You reckon the guy with the Di Canio tattoo is regretting it yet?

Pedro hat trick Quality goal, Neymar did well

Easily our most consistent player this season Happy for him because he was wrongly dropped last season and lots of people doubted whether he was good enough

Awful, typical of us

Tiote you numpty

Should have went with his left foot

Remy wat

We don't even look like scoring

Hatem has been poor in this half