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Honking game to start the Barclays season

I think they sold him to Villarreal for some reason

Waving an imaginary yellow card is obviously a booking? Not sure why people are so surprised at that

Would have been a class goal by Tete

Not sure how that is 4 2 4 mind

They've potentially got a few options if they need to sell with Guehi, Eze and Anderson attracting bids. Hell if they needed money they could probably offer Wharton up for more than £50mil and they'd have suitors

How can something be imminent without agreeing a fee

I'm not sure you can say it's still looking good when we've had £65mil bid rejected. We've clearly spoken to the player and he wants to come but it sounds like we started off nowhere near Palace's valuation and 4 bids later we still aren't

Wanting the move is very different to agreeing a fee mind

Said previously it reminded me of the Maddison bid, just never felt it would get accepted at the price we were bidding at

Feel I've got too many players who might not start with Quansah, Martinelli and Jota but feel it will be worth it if they do start

Christ that's a huge amount of money

I used to have a PlayStation game called Michael Owen Soccer which didn't have the licenses for player names so Marc Overmars was renamed as Marc Oversaturn which always tickled me. Dion Cork and Gary Slow were other highlights

I don't think you're ready for Lloyd Kelly Cos his body too bootylicious for you babe

I put Fabio Carvalho in as my cheap midfielder, hoping he'll play plenty for Brentford after signing for so much money

Out of interest, what happens if you have 3 players from a team and then one of your other players also joins that team? Like I have 3 Newcastle players already but also got Guehi. Does my team become void of Guehi were to join us?

Me looking at my team: Me after the first game tomorrow night

Aberdeen sold their striker to Girona for £6.2mil which is a Scottish record for an outfield player not at Celtic or Rangers

Man United 1-0 Fulham Ipswich 0-2 Liverpool Arsenal 2-0 Wolves Everton 1-0 Brighton Newcastle 1-2 Southampton Forest 1-1 Bournemouth West Ham 1-1 Villa Brentford 1-0 Palace Chelsea 0-1 Man City Leicester 0-2 Spurs

Apart from half a season at Southampton years ago, I've never thought Broja is any good. Don't think he's got any outstanding attributes

And you don't think that's the coaches instructions?

He's clearly coached it out of him

Pep to ruin all of Eze's flair like he ruined Grealish's