joeyt

Hijack Chelsea's deal for Harder

Good riddance to the despicable cunt

Asensio is such a Turkish league signing

Do they still play with a stupidly high line? We'll absolutely love that

Started the first half for them tonight

That dive

Villa have got more than enough fire power to play better than this

Where's he got that from

Do we need to bump the relegationometer for Brummie? (safety for when they turn this around and go above us)

Never a pen unfortunately

He reminds me of Hojlund

Eze running in cement there

He's got a Club Foot

Wow

Hope he got a really painful trim

Aye

Szob reminds me of Serge from Kasabian

Gakpo was offside, not Ekitike

He wasn't

Need to clamp down on taking 10 minutes to take corners

Neville got a real bee in his bonnet about passing out from the back

Got Beren's shoes on anarl

Neville desperate to find something interesting to talk about Borefest

Dull as dishwater

Slot still going on about us being a physical set piece, long ball team