joeyt

Could have

''This is a chance for Depor to get players into the Newcastle box. This is a good chance for the home side'' Our freekick ffs

Valeron

When Nolan goes up, to lift the Teresa Herrera Cup

Referee gave a foul or offside so probably didnt count

He's left footed

We better not play extra time and just go straight to pens

Commentator must have a bet on with someone to say the word 'youngster' and 'Perch' in the same sentence

Nolan just bundled him over

Daily Mail linking us and WBA with Lansbury

Jonas

How many Geordies are there, if any?

Playing much better than I thought we would. Thought it was going to be like the Mallorca tournament a couple of years ago, where we hardly managed a shot. Does it go to penalties if its like this after 90 mins?

Why are we passing the ball and not just our usual hoof to Carroll?

Gootree Perch the youngster

lmafo Laughing my ass f**king off?

Fulop to join Ipswich (sunderland reserves)

Think my friend Justin's got that channel on his TV

Your English is fine. Sounds like most young French players coming to England, having a poor attitude

Changed

http://www.nufc.com/2010-11images/teresa-herrara-trophy.jpg We have to win this trophy. No idea if the chronicle are doing there live chat thing, hopefully they will be though Score prediction: Deportivo 0-5 Newcastle. Scorers: Xisco (3), Colocinni (1), Best (1) Hopefully we'll thrash these greedy bastards

Needd a picture of an obscure African looking footballer

He's not made up though

I read in a recent FourFourTwo, that a Boro fan made up an Eatern European name , and started making posts on internet boards about him joing Boro. Newspapers started to report it, and was quite a funny story. Maybe we should do something like that to pass the time, and see how far we can get with it. Or we could not...