Super Duper Branko Strupar

From 103 previous gameweek to 41 this. It's the kind of inconsistency which means I'll never challenge for the top spots.

The current Elliot Anderson would be fantastic competition for his place. As much as I adore the bloke.

9:15 "I've thrown balloons quicker than this cross"

Newcastle 2-0 Bournemouth Brentford 2-2 Liverpool Leicester 1-2 Fulham West Ham 1-1 Palace Arsenal 1-1 Villa Everton 1-1 Spurs Man United 1-1 Brighton Forest 2-0 Southampton Ipswich 1-2 Man City Chelsea 2-0 Wolves

Brentford 1-2 Man City Chelsea 2-1 Bournemouth West Ham 1-1 Fulham Forest 1-2 Liverpool Everton 1-1 Villa Leicester 1-1 Palace Newcastle 2-0 Wolves Arsenal 2-1 Spurs Ipswich 1-1 Brighton Man United 3-0 Southampton

Eddie knows time is his friend. Smart lad.

Absolutely shocking defending

Give yourself a pat on the back.

You said a lass talking about football in a vid made after 10pm should put some lipstick on and had a light face or something. Its not about wokeism or being offended on someone else's behalf, its just canny creepy. Might have been banter in the 70s or whenever but being a wrongun was bang on trend around that time too, so its probably not the best measure.

You're an odd fella

Spurs 1-2 Newcastle Villa 2-0 Leicester Bournemouth 1-0 Everton Palace 1-2 Chelsea Man City 2-0 West Ham Southampton 1-2 Brentford Brighton 1-2 Arsenal Fulham 3-1 Ipswich Liverpool 3-0 Man Utd Wolves 1-1 Forest

He can be the Joe Willock Joe Willock probably won't be. Win a battle, take us up the pitch, move the ball. Sandro or Bruno were seemingly always there offering a simple pass last night which is exactly how we should be playing. But then Bruno and Sandro just promote us moving the ball like that all over the park because of their presence. Would upgrade him, obviously. But there's a few positions to do that in before we do that with Joe. Miley can deputise. Ironically Anderson has been doing it all even better and more consistently. Which is a shame.