Super Duper Branko Strupar

Was impressed with his contribution given he's just come back. He's smart and another endless runner. Having him coming back with Miggy's injury is huge. Fingers crossed everyone stays fit whilst Miggys out then attack that last month with Maxi, Gordon, Murphy and Miggy and we should be laughing.

Baller. His carrying ability is insane and almost Tino-esque. He's also absolutely everywhere. Him and Longstaff today covering each side were absolute beasts, gifting Bruno space and time to orchestrate in the middle.

It's mint how much he absolutely fucking loves it. Just pushing Willock back to the ground and screaming in his face when he was celebrating his goal.

Dad Bod Shaw

Did he look finished today? I'm under no illusions over Wilson's long term future, but to say he wouldnt be a good option off the bench next season is OTT. And he's definitely not "finished". He'll have injuries yes, beyond next season he's likely going to either have radically changed his game in no time at all to adapt or start to struggle given his strength is his explosive strength. Toney wont be cheap. We'll sign someone a decent amount younger than Toney to replace Wilson imo.

He's averaged more than 1 goal every 180 minutes this season so far.

She's got to be 60 and doesnt have many teeth. She works there and asked about my accent and if I supported Newcastle. Then told me he was her great uncle.

Maxi and Willock kissing the badge after Willock's opener. Missed that. Mint.

Was great today again. Seeing the average positions today I think Howe's been very clever to leave him up on his own, means he's less likely to get doubled up on and starts with more space. Willock being up and down all fucking day helps too.

Met his great neice in Morrisons in Leeds the other day

@cubaricho in the team photo

Dad Bod chatting shit

My neighbours support Man Utd so I made sure I celebrated that very loudly.

Isak walking round with such a cockey grin on his face. Love it.

Too easy.

I absolutely fucking love Fab, man.

Captain Callum

GET IN!

Fab, man

Gordon got some sharpness to gain. Clever in the end though.