Super Duper Branko Strupar

Maxi unreal.

Ol' piss house. He's 71. Gonna stink even more.

Be furious if Luis Enrique goes to Chelsea.

Given Botman Bruno Robert Beardsley

I love how much you hate Gerrard

Rob Lee in 5 a side n'all.

"Who would the manager be?" Youve literally just asked them to pick the team.

Enzo is tidy af, mind.

Fuck of March you shit first named useless prick.

So bleak

Bournemouth to score 3 and Solly March to get 2, please.

Watkins again. Knew I should have moved stuff around to be able to afford him.

West Ham are such an obvious and one dimensional team. We should have these at arms length for the full 90.

We'll not be getting much income from sales anytime soon that's for sure.

Very good. The Cock and the Lion dont jump out to mean Spurs and Chelsea I think is your issue there. Too intricate a joke. Could have done Levy - Boehly - Bloom

straight over my head, that. Tried to work it out but got nothing.

Absolutely. Its why I fucking hate them. Man Utds view of Man Utd is like people who were born in Yorkshire's view of Yorkshire. Batshit mental. The likes of Scholes however long ago too much tonguing "But this is Manchester United" (like he tongues his daughters feet). They're all the same, Neville shovels it by the skip load. Keane another.

Better than Alan Smith

Absolutely

Outrageously bad analysis that. "It was 3 on 3". Aye if you discount any kind of detail. We might have "more desire", but that's because of tactics, training and roles. No way Ten Hag gave those 3 the same freedom in that game as Howe gave our 3. Nor do they have their ability atm. No way did he instruct them to just "compete with us". They had their own gameplan and instruction and that midfield 3 of Man Utd were worse than ours yesterday because that gameplan and instruction was poor. And poorly executed, granted. I wish they'd at least pretend to try to pay more attention than constantly find pathetic excuses for that sorry excuse for a club.

"You said they shouldnt be mentioned in the same sentence, you put the graphic up" BOOM!

I feel a bit sorry for Weghorst

I always thought this was a symptom of Conte himself, tbh. And his moans were aimed at them not being able to win using his system and what he was asking of them.