Super Duper Branko Strupar

Pie in your face, pie in your face!

Horrific defending!

Shocking 2nd round thus far! Roll on knock-out stages and unlimited transfers!

Messi still captain...........? Bugger. I predict Rooney with a couple tonight.

I'm struggling to believe you've ever scored

Commy bastards

Cracking thread Madras!!! It was at uni, a friendly game against some other halls of residence. Stole the ball on the half way line and ran towards the box with 2 guys on my back. I could feel them right on me and when I was about 10 yards outside the box I remember thinking if this keeper comes out I going to be crowded out of this. So I looked up at the top right corner, the keeper yet to make a move, and just thought to myself in a split second where do I need to hit the ball and with which part of my foot to make this bend outside in and nail into the top corner while keeping out of the keepers reach. About 25 yards out I laced it, centre right (not you Ronaldo), and watched it fly like I've never hit anything else while the keeper didn't have a chance to blink! I went mental! What I'm still so amazed about to this day was it was EXACLY what I had pictured in my head, and thats very rare. I knew where I wanted it to go, I thought about it and all so quickly but yet so vividly. I've never got over just how good it was, and tell it whenever I get the chance, so cheer Madras. I would have mentioned it on here at some point had someone given me half a chance!

I haven't seen loads. The cars/vans that do have them tend to have a good 4 or 5 to compensate though. Quite surprised to see the likes of Sainsburys and First buses having 'good luck England' posters. If we make it into quarters I think there will be more.

f***ing..........f**k

Aye Alves would make an impact

That was heading for a belter

Winding it up

Kaka in my fantasy team

Where's Mike?! We need Brazilian Univision girls...... and Mexican

This better be good

Vuvuzela's > Adrian Chiles > ITV in General

Trademark sarcasm

I've just made my team and are going to hope for the best. I'll make transfers at knock out stages but I'm not bothering looking until then

Aye, the Jargons have a few players you can count on in a WC

I think North Korea - Brazil is fascinating, I'm looking forward to seeing the North Koreans out of curiosity. I want to see the NK Fans. No actual Norks there as expected I don't think.. There is a fanclub set up made up of English and Chinese fans I think, who have travelled to given them some kind of support. Ah, that's disappointing. Be class if they had blatant actors in the crowd in North Korean jerseys, like those rent-a-crowds at half time in the Superbowl. Anyone know if the North Koreans are actually going to get to watch the match at all? Last I read was that they were only going to get highlights to ensure that the nation isn't subjected to the horror if they turn out to be s***. I thought they were actually sending over a rent-a-crowd? I heard they were doing auditions of Chinese citizens to only send the most attractive ones or something. They're using the same people that have become Chelsea fans in the past 6 years.

France IMO Or us

Are we even allowed to speak of them in the real world? Or do the PL have a satellite like MLB do in The Simpsons?

This is the stupidest rule ever. We could all pick a game and post about it one after the other, so then we are all only posting one game, and it just happened to be we posted them all in the correct order....

Nice