Super Duper Branko Strupar

No. After all technically its a only a foul like anywhere else but because its in the box is a penalty. There's the obvious moral dilemma. But if you'd bring someone down and take a yellow to stop them advancing, got to be the same really.

Aye but Dabizas did it after like 5 mins had been played, fucking idiot. A man and a goal down from the off. Can't remember who it was against, Wigan maybe? Mackams?

It was atrocious especially the fact i took them through. Even worse the fact he probably could have headed it. I'd do it though.

ha ha, aye but look how many times they have won the world cup. And when they do have a team that's less 'fancy technique', they go out in the Quarters....

Fuck. A. Duck

Harper or Taylor. Only 2 that make even a little bit of sense

Im convinced he'll chip in with some goals, probably 4-5, its not him who im worried about, even tho there are massive question marks over his fitness and performance in the Premier League. If he's our attacking CM and Smith is our holding CM we'll get shat all over from minute 1!

Anyone know the score on this Erdinc rumour? Surely we never big £5m?! I don't know what to think. If we did bid £5 mil for a player who cost them double a year previous then we are a laughable outfit, on the other hand though, we have £5mil for a striker?!?! I'd snap your fucking hand of for that!

They'll be as gash as they were last

Can't fekkin wait! It'll be a better competition for our involvement!

I forgot to say Hearts as well as FCB, as I have a castle in Midlothian, and a town 'named after me' (definitely not the other way round)

Madrid and Barcelona are terrible for pickpocketing/stealing. They expressly target foreigners too. Got a couple of wallets stolen myself. Its those shneaky gypsey women selling you roses. get you everytime. My mate bought a rose, walked away, got a tap on the shoulder from a policeman 2 secs down the road handig him his wallet. he couldn't imagine how she'd got it without him noticing at all. Same on the beach next to the harbour, we were all playing football or something, had left bags in a pile to the side of us, and some guy had wandered over and grabbed a bag and walked off. Didn't notice until some guy sunbathing pointed him out walking away with it, at this point 15 17 year old geordies start running after this guy with my mates bag (probably nowt in it like). I've never seen someone look more shocked. He bailed fairly sharpish, dropped the bag, but lost us in the side streets.

I never even knew he was being charged. Anyone know what with, and who pressed charges against him?

Barca. Ever since I visited when I was a nipper. Also had the tour a canny few years back, got a photo of me holding european cup in my Toon shirt (which the lovely lady that handed it to me got bollocked for) and managing to get Luis Enrique and Rivaldo's sig coming out of the car park. Pep Guardiola and Figo were big hero's of mine too. Then there's the city, oh and the harbour. Fantastic.

Is that the guy who was captian, Michael Pantsil Essien John?

Haha, I know, but he's been such a good full back along with Maicon and Lahm I couldn't leave one out so just stuck him in there. Fuck it... with that attack and Gilberto in front of the defence he won't need to defend anyway!

Whats Crocodile Dundee doing in the crowd? Sounds like he's whipping up some tribal support

Its only us that have a problem with those teams..... because they knock us out of football tournements

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MISS YOU DIRTY CUNT

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