Ishmael

Fucks sake Obertan. What was that exactly?

Chiek doesn't care who he takes his vengeance out against.

Tiote

BOSS time.

Tiote just killed a man.

He'd be a shoe-in to win strictly come dancing.

"Will James Perch go back to right back?" Erm, of course...

Ben Arfa into a n10 role. I like this sub.

Can you get me next weeks lotto numbers whilst your in the future?

Cisse :/ Sub him.

That's what you get from Pardew phoning Stone should have just claimed he was going into a tunnel.

Perch clearly play acting here. Completely fine

Drifting from the right now and then.

Hatem Shouldn't be allowed to turn that many times.

Hatem so close.

Should have given it to Hatem...

Fucking rubbish.

Woah, shit. Willo WON a pen? Refuse to believe that

Solid defending Anita. Played lad.

Hatem-troll

Cisse with a proper comedy legs moment.

I think Anita needs to accept that he will be better suited to RB, for now.

Ba

Forgot Obertan. Easily done.