Ishmael

Spurs will be raking in the cash with their ticket price structure plus a 60k stadium to fill. Wait, will they even be able to fill 60k?

Bah

I really really really want that to be an extremely high level parody. Really.

Anyway, I've wished him well and pointed out the resurgent HBA following his long term lay-off. Obviously a f***ed cruciate is worse than Hatem's break, especially at a young developmental age, but still...

He's finished at the highest level before he ever got a real chance to get going. Shame.

Messi him with growth hormones or are we too late?

One less ivory back scratcher for Mike.

One of the envelopes contains the name Brendan Rodgers.

(seriously expecting the sports-t-direct signs to stay)

St James' Park restored. Next on the to do list is to get that tatty horrible company Wonga off our shirts. Can't wait.

I'm going to cry with joy.

It's brand association suicide.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/sport/football/4579758/Taiwanese-TV-mock-Luis-Suarez-over-diving-shame.html#ooid=85eGk0NjqgZjvLhbpjn7qhcaMgR_Roca Taiwan

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-wonga-shirt-sponsors-spark-1367970 labour MP with a pair of platinum tickets. what a c*** he sounds, complaining about this deal. aye, spending his wage on something he likes, what a c*** Aye and there was me thinking that Labour members had no choice but spend every weekend down pit.

Classy potential sponsor.

All he needs is a comma and he's sorted-ish. The Liverpool guy needs a vat of acid.

Aye.

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joke

Strange choice. He's going to take-up loads of leg room on the bench, on flights and the team bus etc. You'd think they'd pick a compact 3rd choice on practicality grounds and not some massive tower-block of a man.

Hope he plays and has a Good game.

Easier to say "Eerena".

I'm not saying he's the second coming. But if we're looking for outside players (and considering the lack of any outside play this season, we should be), he'd come on the cheap and has a lot of promise. Many footie journos over here have said he's the fastest U.S. player they've ever seen. Could definitely do worse for a development project. this lad was probably the fastest Irish lad I've ever seen. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42420000/jpg/_42420986_alanobrien203b.jpg However its not much good when he has the ability of a traffic cone. Harsh, traffic cones have positional sense.