Ishmael

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Oh fuck.

This missed opportunity makes me sad.

Close Perch

Gosling's turn to stink it up.

Simpson dribble fail

Hoofing it already.

HOWAY

Who died?

Nope

Don't be an outcast. Join in with our fun and games.

Mike can't even be arsed to spend a bob on sponsors stickers...

Quick competition to liven this up. Guess the ratio of forward passes to backwards passes Simpson will attempt during the 90 minutes. 10:25

Helicopter Magazine and now HMS Sovereign of the Seas... I can't afford both!

Bored.

Made me smile.

So basically completely pointless on Liverpool's behalf? Hefty loan fee and/or substantial wage contribution, probably. Plus he's in the shop window and not sat on the Liverpool bench.

Gosling and Obertan

I'm more likely to be offered a place on the bench. And I'd just be another midfield option.

Probably the only real option of first team football left for him at this stage.

Bet they are offering Liverpool a fair sum of money for this.

SEMTEX :bravo:

Maicon and Yaya in the same team? That's one hell of a powerful tag-team right there.