Ishmael

I would carry Jose back to Newcastle, gladly. Until that moment my love for the player shall remain mothballed.

Worse touch.

PHEW

There we go...

3 minutes?

Wait, no foul? MADNESS

Perch

And another 'injury'. 6 minutes stoppages please.

He got a shot in. Woo

WHY ARE WE LOFTING CROSSES INTO CAMBPELL?

Very slick.

Time wasting, urgh.

AmaflaTINO

lol-finish

Referee blew for the foul before the throw-in was taken

Obertan got some big air just. No ball, mind.

Literally no idea what Wilo did wrong there.

Cisse is very rusty.

PARDEW LISTENED!

Broken links. Pictures not working? Nope.

Broken links.

Chumbinho

Roman on please.

Ober the bar.

Marveaux's boot came off. Was quiet worried until my pixels fixed themselves.