Ishmael

Actually laughing at this

Why? A Forest supporting friend just asked

Smith in first on Scholes \o/

Anyone know how much Perch is on?

Fuck Stop building my hopes up cunts

Well played Smudge

Routledge

Rooney not as fat as he was at the WC

Jose \o/

Hoping for a low scoring game

Well he's one of the greatest, no question.

Jose will deal with Valencia single-handedly tbh

This x100

It can happen when a player is 'found out'.

Hart is a better goalkeeper. Simple.

Keen to get away from his current club.

Seriously what's your beef? He is clearly an important character in the dresssing room, a senior player providing a stable link between the management and the players, passionate about the club, and a decent bloke to boot. It's a figurehead role, Chris is not obliged to play him every game; but at the moment, until we can afford to find someone better, and whether you like it or not, he is also going to play an important role on the pitch for us this season too. He's fat.

Captains don't matter. What matters is that Nolan having the captaincy means he is more likely to start (even if we sign a handful of new players).

Last season's form?

OH FUCK NO

OH FUCK NO

Good morning everyone.

I've been out in the real world for the last few hours. Somebody summarise the key points of this evening, please

Apparently me.