Ishmael

Howard, what took you so long?

Last 10 minutes should be fucking great.

Weidenfeller

Get in.

Oh dear Howard.

God, Kaka misses.

One day we'll have a simple black and white stripe template with no River Island tat stitched on top.

Nothing will beat Pleat's pronunciation of Joaquin, Jackeen, Joquwin...

"You don't see him do that too often." Um, yeah we do

Meaty tackle, Bender.

Real are still quiet capable of racking up 3 goals. I doubt I'd rule that possibility out until the last minute.

Well that was a bit deliberate.

He can't strike you or owt

Haha yeah, or something else ironic like the game finishing 0-0.

Ronaldo wouldn't have. Ronaldo would have squared it if he is a user of alternative controls

Square that you mong.

Fucking hell

Should book Higuain for that blatant dive.

Chances everywhere!

Andy Murray ‏@andy_murray 18m operacion puerto case is beyond a joke... biggest cover up in sports history? why would court order blood bags to be destroyed? #coverup Oh dear Rafa?

Likelihood of Howard dropping a clanger?

2 chances for Real in 8 minutes. Mon.

Preventable. The defending team were far too rigid.

Haha, I went to see him at the Vic in Stoke a few years back. His gig that night was titled Trophy Nigger. What did they expect? (wasn't that funny, fwiw)