Ishmael

Pardew has no place at Bayern. I mean, you wouldn't catch them swapping a striker for a tackler midway through the second half in order to protect a lead. Nope.

I've only just been shown this video. WTF http://www.irishpeloton.com/2012/02/drugs-in-football-pull-the-other-one/

Not a fan of the goalkeeper top. Seems to have been woven out of play dough?

wat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0llFo922O4 Of course.

http://gomezbutton.de/

Busy making my "POSSIBLY ALL NATURAL WINNERS" football hipster t-shirt now.

Funny, Barcelona didn't seem to have their usual stamina...

WE WANT 5 WE WANT 5

DESTROYED

Get in.

Get in.

Suarez charged with violent conduct. The standard 3 game ban will not be a limit. Choke on that, RAWK.

Anything more lenient and people will start calling out our FA for being far more lenient on violent conduct than our European neighbours.

Oh he is definitely getting a lengthy ban for this.

Admission of guilt. Excellent.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/r/l/d48423eaa6.gif

http://www.loermeeuw.nl/Plaatjes/vampire-suarez.jpg http://stateofthegame.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/suarez.jpg

Actually exists as well according to the historical trends.

Aaaaaaaaaaanyway, there is a "10 Suarez controversies" article on the Guardian and it is far from complete http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/apr/21/luis-suarez-biting-controversy-timeline

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch03deawJ1r2gi4ho1_500.gif

How small time are these chumps?

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gallery/gimages/image/mike-tyson-has-just-started-following-luis-suarez-on-twitter/

I've just ben reminded of this: