Ishmael

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Quick, somebody Bale him out.

Feeling far too helpful tonight for some reason.

Unfortunately this isn't an iForum, so you can't. Liar.

Oh shit.

I find the mental image of Allardyce puring very amusing

One from the training ground that.

Pogatetz belongs in the random players from the 00's thread.

Berbatov>Rafael>Cisse.

Excited to see how he performs getting regular first team action.

Oh man, Mikel was soooooo bad for the best goal ever.

Hit him Pat!

fwiw, if you were to dive low and to the right against Lampard you would save at least half of his penalties. Although he has certainly added a lot more variation in recent years. There was a time where he just kept twating it in down the left

Me and Nevin working on the same wavelength

"The best goal I've seen all season." Fuck off (unless they were discussing the Berbavolley?)

That is a glorious strike from Tevez.

*Cut to Benitez contemplating some facts*

He makes that look far too easy

Well, Kolo Toure just bundles Ramires over

Lampard went with his "plan A down to the left" penalty against someone who he has probably practised loads of times with

Retarded goalkeeping from Joe Hart Surprised the FA allowed the BBC to show it.

"I hope Demba Ba can see through that mask ok." Bemusedly funny comment that.

Sissoko-lite should do better with that effort.

Someone definitely needs to photoshop his head onto a Describe Hard poster.