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He's not fit to lace either of Fowler or Cole's boots man

Bizarre to say the least. Some of my favourite midfielders over the last 10 years include Xavi, Pirlo and Mark Noble.

That's just a bit sickly.

Don't forget the braces/hattricks against Maribor, Dinamo Tbilisi, Tromso, Reading and San Marino. All greeted with lols a plenty.

Nobody was making these hilarious Defoe quips when he went from December to May last season scoring 1 goal for Spurs. Michael Owen 08/09esque.

Jesus Christ that must have been 5th fucking minute of stoppage time.

Norwich are fucking cunts.

That move before involving Xavi, Iniesta, Messi and Neymar was absolutely obscene.

Messi and Neymar starting to click

That for 1860 Munich?

One of the best accounts on Twitter.

hahahahahahaha what a fucking flute

Sir Ricky Sbragia is back, excellent stuff. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-preacher.813484/

Sounds like he pretty much fell out with everybody

Lovely goal Balotelli

Ciao il Duce

Sunderland AFC ‏@SAFCofficial 1m Sunderland AFC confirms that it has parted company with Head Coach Paolo Di Canio this evening.

Seems like their modus operandi is to survive each season on the new manager bounce.

Pulis would probably keep them up.

Daniel White ‏@danwhitejourno 40s Meetings planned with Paolo Di Canio tomorrow at #safc. Expected to be dismissed and announced at 9:30am

Balotelli just missed a pen! lerl

I love watching this kid play. Makes you wonder why none of the big Italian teams tried to get him. They all did. PSG have more €

Higgy, 0-2 Napoli

I feel sorry for Balo atm, he's doing everything by himself surrounding but average crap. No idea why they bought Matri. Allegri.

A better carpenter than tactician, thats for sure.