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Hooper = Drogba

Why has a club waited until 2 and a half hours before the dealine to trigger a clause that has been available all window I just don't get the way clubs do business like this.

Norwich have bid £9.2 million for Hooper

Doesn't our resident Stokie frequently mock the physical aesthetics of Northerners? Glass houses eh...

Says on the interview his favourite position is RB

I only know one of their songs

Collapsed hasn't it? Hope so. Dortmund - Shakhtar could be one of the highlights of the CL.

Click on the Reina trend, amazing how many have been duped

Always thought he was good me like. 26 is well early to pack it in.

1,049 retweets! meltdown

Excellent

Ah aye.

Surely the contract length is because he's 17?

If fat sham had any sense he'd be jumping all over that while he's in the country. Jaaskelainen is abysmal now.

Wow, why even suggest that srsly

Good signing for Arse then. Probably the biggest transfer of the day, lolz.

Jenkinson loan was unfounded in the end. Monreal can play left back, non?

Black Marc Hottiger

Well he certainly hasn't been playing at a high level for the last 5 years. We'll see.

He'll be used to look pretty and sell shirts.

PSG aren't comfortably winning Ligue 1. They could do without this total charade of a signing.

Is.

.com's thing about him on the main page

I agree. Scotland is one massive yaoface