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Hope he gets taken in and conned by a pyramid scheme.

This is the best joke I've ever came up with btw. Idiots. You have my bittersweet sympathy. It's OK, it's History.

Hope he gets rejected for the next series of Ninja Warrior UK.

Hope he's the next Jill Dando.

Hope the daft cunt can't even roll a rollie properly.

Hope he gets given a Canadian Goose coat that ends up being a fake.

This is the best joke I've ever came up with btw. Idiots.

Hope his Internet connection is absolutely fucking shit.

Yes.

Hope Jack Colback turns out to be his biological son.

Did you just malfunction?

That's so funny.

If Townsend released a solo album after leaving The Verve it would be called "A loan, with everybody".

People need to give one-eyed Willy a break like.

Hope someone mistakes him for a homeless bloke while he's eating ketchup and buys him a burger.

Stunned that Hans is the man to take the joke too far.

May have been posted Must still be on a sweet phone deal with BT.

Hope he accepts an invitation to a sleepover at Oscar Pistorious's house.

Who was the last footballer you heard about being injured due to a poke in the eye? Like ever?

Fuck off, True Geordie.

Hope Laurent Robert smashes a football into his horrible face.

Fucking hell.

Perhaps we could invest some time in working out why his attitude is an issue, rather than just immediately shelving him. Especially when we knew his attitude was suspect when we signed him