Interpolic

Hate-watching.

73% possession man, shut the fuck up.

I wonder if he'll be under any sort of pressure if we lose - Ashley has turned up to the first 2 home games probably expecting the new signings to do well after all.

Pards told us it would be tough tbf.

6 weeks? Must have been so hard for them.

Nonce.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? neesy - you're finally off the hook, son.

Under 1.5 goals is 2/1 on PP, think that's a canny bet myself.

Deff Stare. I think this one goes into the "deeply embarrassing cunt" section on the website.

I'd contribute towards a statue like.

Actually I've calmed down and realised it's just manager bollocks. Honestly, how insufferable has he been the last few days? He's turned it up to 11, the absolute prick that he is.

Fucking hell, this thread rules.

I think I might just stop supporting Newcastle United, delete my N-O account and start a new life somewhere where there is no internet.

Just kidding, where's that?

Cheers, he's now armed.

Done.

Anyone got any stats to hand of Ben Arfa's goals and assists when he's started? Think my brother's having an argument in a pub and needs help.

http://www.manchesterlalala.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/RyanGiggs2.gif

Even as a Mackem I find that offensive

Haven't you got members to drive away? I'm on annual leave.

Nah.