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59 points as well. Feels perfect to be level with neesy and thrashing Kaka, so I'm happy.

I'll have long conversations with people down here about why I'm pissed off with the club and they'll act like they understand and acknowledge my view, then immediately follow with "But Pardew's done a good job though, hasn't he?" or "Mike Ashley has put a lot of money in". I'm like "Nar man, that's what I'm fucking saying". Infuriating.

You're a harmless and nice enough lad KaKa, but what on earth possesses you to write worthless fucking shit like this? Stealing this line for work. Imagine that written in red pen.

This is the fourth, isn't it? Aye, almost 4000 pages now. There won't be another, right? There'd be another 300 pages at least just slagging him off, even if he was sacked tomorrow. Suppose maybe that would get a new thread though.

Just Googled it. 57,000 fans, why do players and pundits find it so difficult to know the actual capacity of our ground?

He is though. He moves into good spaces, he's good at simple one-two's, he gets into goal scoring positions and when he plays on the wing he usually puts in a decent cross. What makes you think he's not an intelligent footballer? Decision making, mainly.

Eh, you'd be surprised? I'm not on about GCSEs and that. He can and does affect games but he's not a particularly intelligent footballer.

He's not a particularly intelligent footballer like.

Again, that's not how I saw it so I'm inclined to disbelieve the stats. There's not a hope in hell we only played 10 long balls that didn't reach their intended target today.

I don't agree with this at all, it was hoof and hope we get a break here and there. When we got the ball down in the final third we looked alright at times. It was basically exactly the same as it always is. We barely played hoofball at all today, even Krul was rolling it out and passing from the back. I'm sorry but that's completely different to what I saw, personally.

I don't agree with this at all, it was hoof and hope we get a break here and there. When we got the ball down in the final third we looked alright at times. It was basically exactly the same as it always is.

Why wasn't he in the squad? If it's a fitness issue then it seems a bit weird, thought he was mid-season himself when he joined?

Perez did brilliantly there.

He's not, don't know why. Riviere hasn't had a sniff this half.

Yep, they go on like we're a different breed of human. Apparently we must hate the spray because "it's not proper football". Fuck off. What was that shit about you playing on mud fields? Apparently muddy pitches were exclusive to Tyneside.

Yep, they go on like we're a different breed of human. Apparently we must hate the spray because "it's not proper football". Fuck off.

Young Milner.

Commentator getting our last 2 League positions wrong. 10th then 13th apparently.

Simple as that.

Riviere's looked a nuisance like, quite impressed.

Quite enjoyed it. Can't wait to see this Da Costa chap Pleat was on about.

Somebody get me a gun, tell me where he is and I'll do it. Fucking arsehole.