Interpolic

Man, what is he saying? I'm missing the fuck out. I joined this place 5 years ago. Here are 4 of my first 12 posts: I feel strongly about this, the man is the fucking anti-Christ.

That was a fucking lush finish. Fuck off man Tyldsley you absolute fucking flid.

Oh my fucking god. I'm serious Mike, this isn't some "I quite dislike Daniel Bryan" shit. This man is genuinely stealing oxygen and making all of our lives worse.

I'm not sure if it means they'll win it, but they definitely weren't allowed to lose or draw the opening "showcase" / match. This is probably as blatant as I've seen.

This match is bent as fuck. Absolute disgrace.

I'd pay a month's wages to watch Clive Tyldsley die.

Can't fucking believe I didn't put a bet on Neymar top scorer, when that's exactly what I fancied after seeing last year's Confederations Cup.

Loads of people on here fancied a pen for Brazil at 6/1, why didn't I go for it?

The thing is, teams are unlikely to pay real big money for Cabella until he has proved he is consistent quality in one of the 'best' leagues (Premiership or Spain). Cabaye wasn't a £19m player until he'd performed on the 'big' stage. True, but he is right again that if Thauvin can cost Marseille 16m (which i doubt the figure is real as i remember should be around 12m), how on the earth that Cabella, a more proven player, would only cost us 8m? It is f***ing stupid. Something (or someone in this case) is only worth what someone else is willing to pay e.g. NUFC got £35m off Liverpool for Carroll. Time will tell if another club thinks Cabella is worth what his club want for him. The difference is that we need players and won't pay anything beyond a few million below market rate for them. We will quite gladly leave the squad short if the price is a few places in the league and an excuse to throw the cups. So aye, we'll get them if they're desperate to sell and a proper football club doesn't come in.

Bidding HALF the valuation when we must realistically have money burning a hole in our pocket after our last 2 transfer windows. Personally never giving them a penny again and they're taking the piss out of those that do.

Took me 10 words to work out who was posting. Because looking at the username and avatar was far too difficult for you to comprehend i suppose? I tend to read the posts then glance left if needs be.

Is this going to be like real life, where you sit in your pants eating custard with a ladel all day? Is there any possibility you're mixing me up with someone else re this custard thing? Think you've got your wires crossed m8. Fucking do one.

Took me 10 words to work out who was posting.

Is this going to be like the scene in A Beautiful Mind, with Taylor realising he's imagined the whole thing?

Oh, fuck off man Chelsea.

You're way too good at making sinister remarks.

I actually stuck some spare cash in my SkyBet account on that exact bet, only got 4/5 like so that's a good offer.

I've just put a massive Coral one up near my desk at work. Didn't even ask anyone if I was allowed. http://cdn.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/jpg/misc-got-a-badass-over-here.jpg

The Bony link's hilarious like, the thought of us paying twice the price for a player whose fee we deemed too much 12 months ago cracks me up.

They'll buy one player for around £10m and spend another £5m-10m on cheapies. Probs get rid of a few more as well. Pards will praise Ashley for dipping his hand in his pocket and say he's happy with the squad, until we start losing games.

Mannn, totally forgot about this daft cunt for a few days.

grim post It's one of the funniest posts I've ever read on the forum, was better with the picture mind.

About me being nice to Ian?