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embarrassing. Presumed FM was taking the piss. Just checked Twitter and apparently not.

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It is.

Every fucker's having a fitness test! Why not!

He turns football into a erotic scene from a film tbh. Erotic Consequences?

What is it about Ben Arfa that turns everyone on here into a gay pervert?

What the f***? towards Madras i mean. I'd gathered that, what are you on about? I don't see how what I said is personal when he sees fit to go around the forum trashing people's opinions without even giving them a second thought. I think he's a poor poster and I'm not surprised that he doesn't care, his one and only reason for being on here is to be contrary to make himself feel clever.

What the fuck?

Nowt to worry about.

I almost stopped reading there. I spent about half an hour doing that s**** and you're that much of a knob about it? No, it's not just that the wins by bigger margins kept me happy, I recalled how I felt during each game and categorised them accordingly. You know, like I said I would. Worst poster on the forum, night night. as did I. worst poster on the forum ? boo hoo, you don't like me, I don't care. You're terrible, I find it amazing that you'll see I've stupidly went to so much effort to have an actual conversation about something and you'll be so dismissive and arrogant as to say I just look for big margins as indicators of being comfortable winning a football match. If you can't see why that kind of thing pisses people off then you're just a total idiot.

Hope you get this sorted Hans I agree, it'd be a proper nightmare at quarter to 3 in the morning or whatever.

Fucking hell man, you're just unbelievable. I almost stopped reading there. I spent about half an hour doing that shite and you're that much of a knob about it? No, it's not just that the wins by bigger margins kept me happy, I recalled how I felt during each game and categorised them accordingly. You know, like I said I would. Worst poster on the forum, night night.

NUFC wins 2011/12 Comfortable (dominant, didn't feel in a great deal of danger): Blackburn (h) 3-1; Stoke (a) 3-1; Man Utd (h) 3-0; WBA (a) 3-1; Liverpool (h) 2-0; Stoke (h) 3-0 Total: 6 Uncomfortable (was shitting it at various times or in a couple of cases just thinking we wouldn't get the win): Wolves (a) 2-1; Wigan (h) 1-0; Everton (h) 2-1; QPR (h) 1-0; Blackburn (A) 2-0; Aston Villa (h) 2-1; Norwich (h) 1-0 Total: 7 Neither here nor there (certainly unconvincing at best, bit harsh to class as uncomfortable): mackems (a) 1-0; Fulham (h) 2-1; Bolton (a) 2-0; Swansea (a) 2-0; Bolton (h) 2-0; Chelsea (a) 2-0 Total: 6 There you go.

I've one can left in the fridge, get a move on. edit...really you'll be checking through nufc.com's archives and seeing what you remember from it. I've numerous bottles there, I'll take as long as I like. And f*** off with me trying to collect views on games from nufc.com or whatever, I remember stuff like this far too well. I don't know what the code is to get in my building, but I know who Tony Yeboah scored those 2 mental goals against, remember all of our league positions since 92/93, etc. Like I said I'm anal like that. Anyway, brb m8. who did yeboah score those those against, liverpool was one , was wimbledom the other ? Aye.

I've one can left in the fridge, get a move on. edit...really you'll be checking through nufc.com's archives and seeing what you remember from it. I've numerous bottles there, I'll take as long as I like. And fuck off with me trying to collect views on games from nufc.com or whatever, I remember stuff like this far too well. I don't know what the code is to get in my building, but I know who Tony Yeboah scored those 2 mental goals against, remember all of our league positions since 92/93, etc. Like I said I'm anal like that. Anyway, brb m8.

I must be on about 20 seasons and you're right, I'm on similar proportions. However, quite a lot of those seasons we've had shite players, or supposedly effective and hard-working Premier League players. What we have now is a bunch of technically proficient players, therefore the frustration for us playing tedium-ball is far higher which probably wasn't what you were getting at.

I'll tell you from start to finish mate, I'm anal like that. Hads on. The end result will be that we have ridiculously different parameters for what constitutes a comfortable win but fuck it, I'll do it anyway.

Do you think he doesn't? nope. i think we have a team who panic under pressure (which could probably be down to the manager) but that he sets them out time after time after taking a lead and it's backfired the same way is just silly. We did it last year, it worked much of the time then and it hasn't this year. The only thing you're on to something with is saying it's related to confidence, otherwise you're wrong. Evidence: my eyes; common sense; watching football for a number of years (apparently way less than you, which makes the things you say all the more staggering). i've already covered last year man and i will agree that many came out last year thinking we'd just held on when I though it was quite comfortable, think thats more down to mthe fans than owt else. Again I think you're wrong then. We won 19 games last year, I can go through them and tell you how many I thought were comfortable if you like but proportionately there weren't as many as you'd think for a team finishing 5th in the league.

Do you think he doesn't? nope. i think we have a team who panic under pressure (which could probably be down to the manager) but that he sets them out time after time after taking a lead and it's backfired the same way is just silly. We did it last year, it worked much of the time then and it hasn't this year. The only thing you're on to something with is saying it's related to confidence, otherwise you're wrong. Evidence: my eyes; common sense; watching football for a number of years (apparently way less than you, which makes the things you say all the more staggering).

madras being wrong about everything all over the shop again, shock horror.

I was actually thinking "Did he just make that up?" You're right though, it would make sense to drum a footballing philosophy into players from start to finish.