Interpolic

Interpolic can do that to threads Fair enough, see if you can gather a crowd and I'll have a break.

Bit harsh Polic I honestly think it's quite fair.

How was your seat? It was canny actually, as I was warned the legroom wasn't anything special. The view was excellent though, and I managed to get a tea at half time. Felt a bit guilty making any noise. Was that you making all that fucking racket? Some of us were trying to watch the match in peace you know.

Sorry. Howay man, don't do that. Get negative with us lot man, it's much more fun.

Seriously, you're totally doing my head in!

Sorry, just to expand a bit... Ian, I think you seem sound as fuck and I'd imagine most people agree that you're a proper nice kid and all the rest of it, but I'm totally fed up with you popping up in every thread going "Well actually, maybe Pards should be given some slack" or whatever, in every single fucking situation. It's getting so ridiculously irritating I'm not sure I can read it anymore. If my mate said it in the pub time after time I think I'd either have slapped him or stopped knocking about with him by now. Sorry, just saying. Every thread is the same and it's largely your fault, I think you're very naive, especially when it comes to Alan Pardew.

It would be much worse if he came out every week and said we were shite. Ian man, piss off. It's really annoying.

We're missing them a lot and this is what happens when you only have 2 dynamic, truly talented players in your squad.

The crowd didn't want Jonas off either. Bunch of drunken lunatics. First time I've been at St James' for a while and I was amazed that there was a buzz every time he got the ball as if he was going to beat his man. Are they not watching the games properly man, he can't do that anymore.

Pardew's completely lost it imo, hasn't a clue at this point.

Tried a bit of passing, now we'll try the long ball for a bit. Doubt Pardew's thought much more deeply than that. This is desperately bad.

The manager doesn't have a fucking clue what he's doing.

Thanks for the pint btw Neil. See, sound as fuck. Would be very surprised if this doesn't end up a draw.

Neesy is pure sound as fuck. Fingers crossed for this half, I've got a bad feeling personally.

Ref is an absolute fucking arsehole.

Are they even there? Yep, we are. How the fuck was that not a foul?

Dreadful game between 2 dreadful sides at the minute like, crowd getting frustrated.

Or he's an idiot who isn't seeing what we're all seeing.

Wow. So, so bad.

:lol: That's a pearler.

How can he snub a move when there has been no offer accepted. Journalism is so easy.

I think you could try him off the striker now, he was rusty as fuck last time we tried it. Still think he's best off on the wing mind, not least because we have pretty much no other threatening players that can play there. If we had 2 or 3 winger type forwards I'd have no qualms in playing him off the striker in a 442 or 4231 or whatever.

As a side issue, it's crazy how big a flop David Bentley was after his big move to Spurs. Nobody ever thought he was a world-beater but howay.

So mint.

:lol: Well done, that's perhaps my favourite N-O reference I've ever seen. The original was brilliant.