Interpolic

Stop moaning man Birtles you bell end.

Playing areet here.

I suggested it first, don't you make me use the search function Beren!

Yep then, so far I've put £3.50 (all 50p stakes) on and got £14.50 back (£11 for Villa-Man Utd and £3.50 for So'ton-Swansea).

Same, but also it looks like I've got the late kick off bang-on. Will definitely make a profit in mine & Beren's betting experiment then, got good odds on 3-2.

Fucking hell. I had to read that on the fucking bus man, almost strained my neck I was shaking my head that energetically. I always read his column because I perversely enjoy the way the daft cunt winds me up.

Just preparing myself for the worst game of all time.

Aye but this title's better innit, wind yer neck in.

Fuck me, did anyone read this fat-headed cunt's column in the Standard this evening?

I've just done the same except 50p on each bet. Also put 5p on the accy, returns 250 grand.

It's about 1 in 2, aye. Starting to get seriously annoying now. If he's not injured, he's racking up yellows for his next suspension, or is actually suspended. You can say what you like about being a naturally aggressive player but that doesn't explain playing like a total moron.

This. We don't seem to want to win to me.

GW 11: 1. 2-1 2. 2-0 3. 1-1 4. 1-1 5. 2-1 6. 2-2 7. 2-3 8. 2-2 9. 1-0 10. 3-1

Any highlights on tonight?

Nah, there was no mods about so I created a thread, as thread creator I can change the title at anytime. OK thanks. You're very intense mate.

Stifler is a mod now? Has Beren or someone resurrected Jim'll Fix It?

Decency. Is he a pure horrible cunt the rest of the time like?

HAH. Shame. Got in before you. I'm not even on the bus yet, once I get home these Ferrero Rocher eating twats will be in trouble. I'll be as quick as I can.

Hmm, I see that while I was at work we were busy conceding goals. We been shite like?

Beren, you should have a poll each time then put the average / most popular marks for each player in the OP, kthxbai.

Fucking hell, in Spain? Full match report please, highlights if possible babes.

Aye, that's what I was saying a few weeks ago. It had crossed my mind but I haven't got around to it.

Tbh I'd be fucking devastated if I got 30 points, imagine how much money you'd win if you put a bet on.

I wasn't being a wanker, I was just saying I'm more impressed with myself if I get 8 or 9 results right than if I have a week like this week. Like you say, you need a couple of correct scores per week to hit the heights, hence the reason you're better off being sensible / conservative with your predictions.

Weird week for me - I only got 5 results right but 3 of them were correct scores so there you go.