Interpolic

Not sure you can say with any degree of certainty that that was in. Not on the replays I've seen anyway.

FUCK.

Well at least Tiote hasn't been booked.

Bollocks.

He's a fairly long-standing forum villain, I recall the day he forced me to do this:

Birtles having a go at someone for moaning.

Hate comments like this. Sorry the thread isn't to your standards. Howay man, half the posts about the commentator. Who cares? Erm, the game's boring mate.

Everyone shut the fuck up and mute your laptops FFS!

Hate comments like this. Sorry the thread isn't to your standards.

I know. I wouldn't be surprised if he's the most sexually frustrated man on the planet.

Imagine how Birtles would react to a real problem, like an apocalypse or something. A frightening thought. (Birtles' level of moaning is a scary thought rather than an apocalypse, which suddenly seems a walk in the park in comparison).

Stop moaning man Birtles you bell end.

Playing areet here.

I suggested it first, don't you make me use the search function Beren!

Yep then, so far I've put £3.50 (all 50p stakes) on and got £14.50 back (£11 for Villa-Man Utd and £3.50 for So'ton-Swansea).

Same, but also it looks like I've got the late kick off bang-on. Will definitely make a profit in mine & Beren's betting experiment then, got good odds on 3-2.

Fucking hell. I had to read that on the fucking bus man, almost strained my neck I was shaking my head that energetically. I always read his column because I perversely enjoy the way the daft cunt winds me up.

Just preparing myself for the worst game of all time.

Aye but this title's better innit, wind yer neck in.

Fuck me, did anyone read this fat-headed cunt's column in the Standard this evening?

I've just done the same except 50p on each bet. Also put 5p on the accy, returns 250 grand.

It's about 1 in 2, aye. Starting to get seriously annoying now. If he's not injured, he's racking up yellows for his next suspension, or is actually suspended. You can say what you like about being a naturally aggressive player but that doesn't explain playing like a total moron.

This. We don't seem to want to win to me.

GW 11: 1. 2-1 2. 2-0 3. 1-1 4. 1-1 5. 2-1 6. 2-2 7. 2-3 8. 2-2 9. 1-0 10. 3-1

Any highlights on tonight?