Interpolic

Decency. Is he a pure horrible cunt the rest of the time like?

HAH. Shame. Got in before you. I'm not even on the bus yet, once I get home these Ferrero Rocher eating twats will be in trouble. I'll be as quick as I can.

Hmm, I see that while I was at work we were busy conceding goals. We been shite like?

Beren, you should have a poll each time then put the average / most popular marks for each player in the OP, kthxbai.

Fucking hell, in Spain? Full match report please, highlights if possible babes.

Aye, that's what I was saying a few weeks ago. It had crossed my mind but I haven't got around to it.

Tbh I'd be fucking devastated if I got 30 points, imagine how much money you'd win if you put a bet on.

I wasn't being a wanker, I was just saying I'm more impressed with myself if I get 8 or 9 results right than if I have a week like this week. Like you say, you need a couple of correct scores per week to hit the heights, hence the reason you're better off being sensible / conservative with your predictions.

Weird week for me - I only got 5 results right but 3 of them were correct scores so there you go.

I swear they're releasing these things earlier and earlier these days. Done Pards son, canny lineup.

Let Ben Arfa take this one.

Shocking goal to concede. Howay lads, we can still do this.

Ermmm, that was a corner. Fucking idiot.

That was never a corner.

This.

Uncal Mick FC.

What a fucking goal.

It's like watching someone play snooker, when they've only ever previously played pool.

Bored now.

Wow!

Stop hoofing it man!

Can't decide whether it's an inability or unwillingness to get the ball and pass it from us so far. Inviting pressure massively. A lot like Everton away first half so far, although I know it's only been 8 minutes.

I started really getting into Heartbreak High for a while, then it just suddenly disappeared from the schedules. Can't remember anything about it really though.

It doesn't irk you even slightly that the general tone is "the fans should sit down, shut up and be grateful to Mike Ashley"? It gets right on my tits personally.

I can't believe I still read the quotes tbh, none of it means anything. It's becoming more comical than Hughton's soundbites in that respect, it just sounds more exciting.