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this is my england‏@thisismyengland Breaking news: Eden Hazard to Chelsea - transfer confirmed after the player's wife agrees terms with John Terry. #CFC

Imagine. Would be hilarious reading people on here suddenly calling him a lovely chap, I'd be first in the queue.

What a WUM.

How much money does one person need?

Have you been threatened, Ian?

Generalisation time: Italians are really dodgy, huh?

Aha, hadn't seen the decade caveat. Well we have been dogshit for the best part of the last decade like.

Does seem odd like, the whole thing does.

Krul for Harper's worked out nicely, also Beardsley / Cole took us to another level compared to Kelly / Peacock.

Fair comment.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/latest-news-court-told-sunderland-s-titus-bramble-groped-one-woman-and-sexually-assaulted-another-in-a-taxi-1-4592384 The taxi driver took him straight to the police station, reading that article makes you think he hasn't got a leg to stand on.

Or Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman!

Someone do a photoshop of Hazard's face on Kat Slater or someone.

Little tart. If he signs for Chelsea then I can truly hate him.

Fair enough, Coloccini in midfield it is then, finally.

Can any of the central defenders we've been linked with play in central midfield? Would make sense to go for that type of player imo.

Hmm, first time I've heard Fabio Da Silva's name mentioned.

Howay man.

"Oh Romain, Romain Amalfitano" works perfectly with the Mambo Italiano tune imo.

Yep. I made up my mind, gannin to Benidorm on me holibobs, laters.

They look amazing on paper, would hoy a few quid on them if I didn't hate long term bets.

Tbh you have to wonder how Danny Simpson, Danny Guthrie and Shola Ameobi didn't get anywhere near this squad.

I fucking hope not. Don't want that twat back at Anfield.

Never ever judge a German team by their friendlies, have we learnt nothing?