Interpolic

They look amazing on paper, would hoy a few quid on them if I didn't hate long term bets.

Tbh you have to wonder how Danny Simpson, Danny Guthrie and Shola Ameobi didn't get anywhere near this squad.

I fucking hope not. Don't want that twat back at Anfield.

Never ever judge a German team by their friendlies, have we learnt nothing?

Criminal Minds is mint! Who's side are you on like?

Who won, she's put Criminal fucking Minds back on.

Since I switched it on all the pens have went in.

Lord of the Rings on Channel 4 for me like. I'd rather have my own ring invaded than watch that like, have fun though.

Exactly aye. Swear I used to like the bloke, he was very good on You're Fired, but then again so is Dara O'Briain who I never used to rate at all.

Used to like him as well, he's lost a lot of Interpoints.

Gonna have to have a drink every time Adrian Chiles is a dick, will be like sitting in the dentist chair then 45 minutes of calm then I go again.

Forgot all about this man, not sure whether to watch this or Eurovision. Was going to find a Eurovision drinking game.

Stealing. Same, I nick all sorts off here, me.

Take a player off for each side every 5 minutes until you get to 6 or 7 a side, whole of extra time is golden goal.

Ethi, sometimes I think you should be just shut it up, but I can never find the words.

Internet vote.

Very good news that, good stuff. Would be better if you didn't have to wait until Monday but still.

£15.6 MILLION in wages. Eye watering! Aye and a £6m fee. Such a waste of money, really annoys me.

Would be funny if that counted Spurs out and they really really wanted him.

It's unbelievable man

Franz, I have a project for you, it's quite straightforward...

Getting a bit ridiculous how modest people are being by posting things like that in NWOAT. Give the people what they want.

He'll probably falter a bit in negotiations to begin with, drag it out before finally escaping doom by turning them down right at the last minute.

On their best day supporting sunderland they got beat 3-2 at home to Chelsea and escaped relegation by 2 points.