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FFS man, Craig didn't even mention us. Ashley must have told him to go to Sunderland today as the events at SJP would make it impossible for Craig to shove his tongue up Ashley's hoop without finally getting caught out.

Here's Craig David.

This. The fannying around over getting a striker in has been incredible. Thank fuck we got Santon in with relative ease yesterday.

Totally forgotten why I was looking forward to today now.

Duels.

Can't decide whether to go to bed like. Feel like at least one new rumour will start this evening and be crushed within 20 minutes, not sure I want to miss that.

Cheers.

GM.

What we on at the minute out of interest?

I'm not even having a dig but I can't see Crouch wanting to go there, we'll see.

Fail. Mo-dee-bo Mai-ga? Or Mai-Ya-Ga?

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How exactly is his name pronounced? Does it work with this? Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze It means no worries for the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata!

FFS.

But his daughter in law is fit...

GTFI.

Even electricity would do.

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You make it sound like we know what we are doing If these deals are anything to go by, you know exactly what you're doing. You run the risk of upsetting some posters Neil. Ashley and Co are c***s and there's no way past that, all these class signings must be some kind of accident or - ah got it.. they'll sell for more. I think you'll struggle to find anyone who is unhappy with the signings we've made. It's the gaping holes in the squad and lack of willing to push the club as far as possible that pisses people off. If we get a striker (and I think we will), not sure where the gaping hole is. i'll start you off, centre half Hardly gaping tbf. You don't think 2 fit CBs is gaping?! So we've had a gaping hole for less than a week then, somebody hit the panic button! Seriously though how many centre backs do we expect to have in a squad of an acceptable quality that will be happy to be just squad players? We've got Coloccini, Williamson, Taylor and Kadar which I think is enough, if the club don't think Kadar is good enough then get rid and get in a replacement but until then he should be given a chance. Not much point of having an academy if we're never going to have faith in them. It'd help if more than two in your list were available like. And alpal, to me it's a soon-to-be gaping hole. Don't think we can expect Taylor and Colo to play every single game and it sounds like Williamson could be out for a while. Quite a problem to me. So how many centre backs do you think a team should have in their 25 man squad? Four. Kadar doesn't count. Why doesn't he count? Because we haven't seen him in god knows how long Because 4 centre backs was enough? How many appearances did Campbell who I considered as 4th choice make last season? We were actually quite lucky (for us) with injuries in that position last season. Colo was just about ever-present and Taylor and Williamson were rarely injured at the same time. We might get that lucky again, we might not. Pardew's already talked about Perch covering back there this year.

Kadar's always injured, you just know we'll end up seeing Perch, Simpson and even Ryan Taylor back in central defence at some point this year. TOUCH WOOD massively but Colo's got a good fitness record for us thankfully. Kadar seems to be injured a lot and the other 2 are prone to their niggles.

Arseholes.