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If the fans don't like it, I apologise. It's like when my lass says to me "I'm sorry that I upset you". That's not a fucking apology.

He's played injured quite a few times. Exactly. If you're saying that with a straight face Crumpy then you're an imbecile, sorry. It couldn't be more well known that he's played through injuries for us many times, not least the spell where he helped get us into the Intertoto Cup when he could have easily said his season was over with in February or March. People just spout spite for the fucking sake of it on this forum.

Quote of the day from my mate when Gael Kakuta came on for Fulham: "What? Who the FUCK is Gay Computer?"

Has to be a wind-up.

Shite game, shite ground, unbelievably shite fans. I'm clinging on to the idea that we've missed Tiote and we'll be areet when he's back. Otherwise we look fucking horrid and 3 wins from our last 14 or whatever doesn't look as easy as it did a few weeks ago. Just want this season over with now. Also getting rid of Routledge looks incredibly foolish now. We had nowt to bring off the bench.

I'm sure that was a factor for him...much like this was too... http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTi3VRX8zQNxmvM_dPMXn2jJOH_diNKYONPJCC6ogHono2YPfkirA&t=1http://totalfootballmadness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Andy-Carroll-Car.jpg You're just too quick, GM. I'd never properly seen the graffiti though, is that for real?

His new car was torched in Newcastle a few months ago, what's your point?

"I've told you: Don't ask 'with chocolate?' Just assume, you stupid cunt".

Powerful stuff, man.

And he fucking left n'all. They're all pricks, man.

Bullshit, I was brought up Catholic. It's probably been mentioned on one of the billion pages I haven't read, but has anyone highlighted this off NUFC.com: ... ...

N'Zogbia has been brilliant at times tonight.

Insomnia scores.

1-0 West Brom.

Exactly man, ffs! There is no way that this is how events unfolded. 11ish: NUFC apparently reject £30m bid for Carroll. 1ish: SSN saying there will be some big news about Andy Carroll today, take our word for it. I'm just starting to take it seriously, personally. 2-ish+: reports we've accepted £35m bid for Carroll, much chat ensues. 4ish: NUFC say they've rejected LFC's latest bid. 4.15ish: Oh, NUFC say he's submitted a transfer request. 4.30ish: LFC say on their site they've had a bid accepted. Couldn't be arsed to check the times above properly but it was fishy to say the least. NUFC were silent all day until they decided to broadcast that they'd manfully rejected a bid and then very soon after that the player had requested a transfer. Also, and this is key, I am 100% inclined to disbelieve David fucking Craig's version of events ffs. There is no way that what he said happened happened, it's not possible.

Play it safe.

Can't explain it right now but I'm not on the 'Carroll's a cunt, Judas, boo, hiss' bandwagon yet. Dunno what's went on behind the scenes just yet and I just distrust those at the top so much it's untrue. Maybe I'm in denial like, but I'm holding my tongue about that aspect of it for now.

Similarly ludicrous. As if 'bidding' for a player half an hour before the deadline wasn't transparent enough: 2009: bid for a player that belongs to your local rivals. 2011: bid for a player that belongs to Dave Whelan, a man that hates Ashley more than most. Just covering his back to ensure it wasn't accepted or anything. This fucking stupid club, man.

David Craig makes me fucking sick. What an absolute prick.

Untrue - at least those little tykes get something out of that.

SSN:

Insomnia's probably kipping by now n'all. Honestly, they're a bunch of cunts doing this at half ten when they know it'll never happen.

Fucking muppets.