Interpolic

Fucking hell Jonas!

Howay man Kev, rubbish that.

Such an open game.

KFC (Kevin Funky Chicken).

mackems getting frustrated.

Get the fuck in! Well deserved.

Horne claiming that 2 players kicked the ball simultaneously there, did they fuck.

Ride it out til HT please.

Barry Horne.

Howay Danny, son.

Smith man, what the fuck is that?

Great tackle Colo.

Fuck, nearly a goal.

Colo got fucking skinned there.

Good start lads, howay.

FUCK.

Hopefully Pardew's not telling Smith to show some "grit" or "passion" because you know where that will lead. Just need to keep it tight, hassle them, ride it out until they start getting desperate. We can get a goal or 2 from set pieces, Carroll or no Carroll. Would be delighted with a 1-1 and that's what I'm predicting. Heart's undoubtedly ruling head there though.

Aye, Henderson and Richardson are both mobile and have a decent turn of pace. But pretty lightweight. Tiote would have been all over this game.

Smith's completely finished as a footballer - he knows it, we all know it. Hope he just keeps it simple and gives the ball to the wingers. And doesn't dive in every 30 seconds.

Too injury prone, no ta.

He is going to fucking love this man, he gets a new hat every time he plays for them.

Seems like a 'plays well once every 5 or 6 games' player to me. Do like him though.

Definitely. Good little spell for Ipswich. @ how blatant a yellow card that was, brilliantly cynical.