Interpolic

1-0 West Brom.

Exactly man, ffs! There is no way that this is how events unfolded. 11ish: NUFC apparently reject £30m bid for Carroll. 1ish: SSN saying there will be some big news about Andy Carroll today, take our word for it. I'm just starting to take it seriously, personally. 2-ish+: reports we've accepted £35m bid for Carroll, much chat ensues. 4ish: NUFC say they've rejected LFC's latest bid. 4.15ish: Oh, NUFC say he's submitted a transfer request. 4.30ish: LFC say on their site they've had a bid accepted. Couldn't be arsed to check the times above properly but it was fishy to say the least. NUFC were silent all day until they decided to broadcast that they'd manfully rejected a bid and then very soon after that the player had requested a transfer. Also, and this is key, I am 100% inclined to disbelieve David fucking Craig's version of events ffs. There is no way that what he said happened happened, it's not possible.

Play it safe.

Can't explain it right now but I'm not on the 'Carroll's a cunt, Judas, boo, hiss' bandwagon yet. Dunno what's went on behind the scenes just yet and I just distrust those at the top so much it's untrue. Maybe I'm in denial like, but I'm holding my tongue about that aspect of it for now.

Similarly ludicrous. As if 'bidding' for a player half an hour before the deadline wasn't transparent enough: 2009: bid for a player that belongs to your local rivals. 2011: bid for a player that belongs to Dave Whelan, a man that hates Ashley more than most. Just covering his back to ensure it wasn't accepted or anything. This fucking stupid club, man.

David Craig makes me fucking sick. What an absolute prick.

Untrue - at least those little tykes get something out of that.

SSN:

Insomnia's probably kipping by now n'all. Honestly, they're a bunch of cunts doing this at half ten when they know it'll never happen.

Fucking muppets.

We've finally reached the point where Ashley's ran out of footballers he's ever heard of. The plan is there is no plan.

£10m turned down. Fucking cowboys, man.

N'Zogbia man ffs.

Carries white people is how I interpreted it.

:lol:

FFS man, can SSN not show Ireland scoring a decent goal for Man City in the bits where they're telling us he's signed for us? Instead he's coming on as sub for Villa, with his hands down his kegs, looking gormless. Cheer me up FFS you dickheads.

I've had a few beers now and have realised that I never liked the greasy haired lanky streak of piss anyway.

Go away you Ethiopian lunatic.

Please don't, I honestly can't handle it.

100%. Not going anywhere near as far as that lad earlier on saying it was worse than relegation, but it does make me wonder why I bother. I can't relate to this shit anymore man, and it's been going that way for a while. Coupled with the feeling that we're going nowhere, and this is a shite day to support us. Really wondering what it's going to be like in the away end at Fulham. Surely 30 points is enough at this point to see us through to the end. I fucking hope so because otherwise we've made identical mistakes to last time round, and that's ignoring the long term.

This. Hate him or not (I know everyone does) - listen to what he's saying there and it gives you all the insight you need. I'm guessing the part where he said he was a "prospect" and a "ridiculous fee" is being ignored then. You know what I'm talking about. The fact that he's mocking Newcastle for digging their heels in in public, and saying "it seems a club needs a player to hand in a transfer request every time a big money deal goes through these days". He's probably known Carroll's price for the last week or so.

This. Hate him or not (I know everyone does) - listen to what he's saying there and it gives you all the insight you need.

What's Paul Kitson upto?