Bowie

What team we got out?

"My goodness, it's a friendly... Michael Kennedy!"

"Run Geordie run... As they like to say!" What?! :lol:

Who did he say is in centre mid with Tiote? Edit: Gosling, sound.

100K? Fucking hell.

Fucking hell. Worse than I thought.

No Marv. Ahh man. We need to bellow out 'Lets Get It On' by Marvin Gaye for his first appearance at SJP like.

Just got in - how the fuck did we get beat here like? What team we have out?

:lol: That's fucking amazing.

"A just pure love all sorts of hats me like, even bowler hats!"

I love Skirge's analysis on pretty much everything like.

Starting to sound like Dad ffs.

Nearly in tears here. I thought even Lee Ryder was in on the whole joke for a while. Still can't quite fucking believe it.

GPS vest that they wear in training/pre-season to track movement, heartbeat, workrate, etc? NO.. he is just glum as fk :lol: Taylor can't even wear a vest without his sunny disposition being called into disrepute. MOANING BASTARD! Nailed on it was a thermal fker :lol: So dumb he forgets he's not in the arctic conditions of the toon anymore?

Wor Marv looking decent supposedly.

Skirge's abbreviations. Proper love them, they're a total staple of the forum. Agree, they're fkn class.

Is that Jose or Adam Sandler? Jose that mate

Black gang.

Rifts. Awful footwear like.

Looks like a fucking dwarf.

Reckon he's just been told it's quarter past 4. Excitement for the upcoming bifta at 4.20 has got him mesmerized.

Fucking joke this.

Pure camel toe on the second photo like.

Maybe they are planning a Truman show scenario for him where they make him believe they were never promoted and he's still playing in the C'ship, and instead of - say - Manchester City, he is playing against Coventry. Maybe you really are a fucking idiot.

Nothing wrong with the place IMO. Damn road works are a problem but overall not too bad a place. I've never lived anywhere else though so not really a great judge. Theres enough going on to keep Routledge out of trouble. Scott Sinclair is from London and he seems happy enough in the city. They just have to watch out for mad Mary and teabag, they can be a nuisance. Don't get me wrong, its a nice city. Just not my kind of place. Right first time. It's grim. And that's coming from someone born in wallsend, who lived in Liverpool for 6 years and now resides just outside of llanelli. In other words I know grim when I see it! Cardiff is under an hour away so is guess he'd live somewhere closer to there. Get fucked.