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  1. Cool, cheers! I'll hoy it on the calendar. Do you just turn up in a red or blue top depending on which team you're on?
  2. Apologies @Yorkiebut my attempts to keep up with N-O are pure dire these days. I reckon I fancy this though, if you think there's a chance of a space for a big fat knacker?
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    Aye. I whiteyed in the mixing bowl last weekend too. Fun week doing the washing up in the Bowie household.
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    I never return anything tbh, especially not something I've ordered via me mam's Prime account - comms would be a bit of a pain. I endured it every second until it seemingly settled in my stomach man. When taking them I'd hold my breath and furiously neck a pint of water, but instantly felt the aroma back up me throat as I finished.
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    Ended up pouring a full small bottle of vanilla extract over them, shook them up in a colander and let them air out all day. Texture of them has certainly changed a bit but they smell sound now.
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    Absolutely nee idea how you managed that like. I've left some of mine thirsty to the point they're translucent and they've still recovered.
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    You're not wrong like. Resilient little fuckers thrive pretty much anywhere. Weirdly enough last week I harvested some snake plant pups from our main big lad and repotted them last week. Spider plants are great for beginners and hardy ones too. Near enough impossible to kill but you'll have spider plants for the rest of your life as they reproduce to fuck. It's dead easy propogating them though.
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    Wey, aye that's the general plan, but it's nice knowing you're covering yourself no matter what isn't it. Piss off Dr Branko.
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    Nah, no idea what that is tbh. It's just a general multivitamin which has everything possible in. These disgusting cunts.
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    Hmm not really. They're a different brand to last year's, and a fair few reviews warned of the minging smell but I just didn't quite envisage how minging they'd be. Obviously should have like.
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    A slightly strange one here, but best place for it I guess. I took delivery of my annual year supply of multi-vitamins last week. Last year's smelled slightly odd but certainly tolerable, these however, smell like nothing I've ever smelt. I spent a few days airing them out in a colander to no avail, now every time I have one I'm almost retching. It seems such a waste to hoy them away but I'm probably gonna have to unless anyone has any other suggestions? I honestly can't describe the smell of them, like. I can only assume it's somewhat similar to Gandhi's small intestine.
  12. In all seriousness I was a whole range of emotions when the official news came through. I kind of paced me living room whilst looking out of the window in disbelief. Having well and truly giving up my last shred of hope in our club when Rafa left and was replaced with Steve Bruce, I felt a bit undeserving of happiness having already giving up. I also felt terrible for me fatha, again. By this point I preferred watching England play, when in the past I'd rather the toon won a throw-in than England winning a major tournament. He died two months after the toon were relegated for the second time in nine years and two weeks after England were knocked out in a major tournament against fucking Iceland. Poor bastard. Every great footballing moment is still tinged with sadness because of him tbh. It's gradually getting less and less but I definitely don't think it'll ever gan away entirely like. Nevermind.
  13. Areet fatha. Is your patter any better since the takeover? I hope it's still shite tbh.
  14. Christ. How the fuck do you embed an image on this new space-age N-O?! Over 2mb nee good and trusty IMGUR absolutely obsolete. This owld millennial mug is off to kip. Goodneet x
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