Jordan

Kluiverts put on the pounds like

viduka considering a return to football http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_6037376,00.html

looks like bradley out of eastenders

Were they Barnsley fans? nope newcastle with their kids could tell by their accents

i was stuck in front of a group of lads against barnsley who thought the stadium was a 65,000 seater they were also shocked as to why lovenkrands wasnt playing his natural position on the right wing

carrolls 2nd goal

Best game yet for us for carroll by the sounds of it

Bassong

if true shows some commitment lets just hope he doesnt turn into a butt

Chelseas pitch looked awful today

GET THE FUCK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 CARRROOLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is the team harper raylor kadar hall simpson guttirez butt nolan guthrie pancrate carroll?

FYP

Williamson or Enrique dont think smith will ever score for us

is this on tv?

Claude makalele?

white shorts always look better imo

Hilario making harpers kicks look good

to the tune of lady gagas paparazzi im your biggest fan ill follow you until you love me colo colo-cinni :colo:

Aye that'll do

Pr*ck - don't really post on here but what the hell do you expect??? Last summer everyone was panicking that because of debts we would 'do a leeds' but instead we have bought top quality championship players because we are a championship team. The sooner people get their heads around this the better. We have spent 18millon on people who have had less of an impact in two years than this guy has had in two weeks. Knobheads like you would only think the sun shone out these players arses if they cost ten times as much. We are now for the first time ever a sustainable club with no long term debt issues, we are top of the league, we are probably spending more on wages than any championship club ever has but still people whinge? WTF??? What did you want to happen??? Be so awesome that we would get promoted by default? Get behind the team - stop degrading them and we might get somewhere this year and next. Believe it or not - get behind the owner!!! We could get someone so much worse. Liverpool, Man Utd, Portsmouth and Notts County are all proof of this. We are spending within our means and given we are one of the biggest clubs in the world our means are more than most. We will be back there and we can do it in a way to benefit the club long term Firstly - Go and fuck yourself, dickhead. Secondly - Get behind the owner? What, the guy who since taking us over a mere two and a half years ago has... - Humiliated and undermined the greatest manager in the history of NUFC, having clueless tossers/ yes men like Derek Llambias and Dennis Wise go above his head to the point that Keegan had no choice left but to resign. - Replaced said manager with Joe Kinnear, an archaic disgrace of a football manager who had been out of work for half a decade before being deemed the man to lead us back to the promised land by said owner. - Been declared, in a court of law no less, to have been guilty of 'repeatedly and intentionally misleading the press, public and the fans of Newcastle United' since taking over. - Overseen the club getting relegated. Off the top of my head, like. But hey, we signed Wayne Routledge and he actually looks like a good player, so all is forgiven yeah? You'll have to forgive me if I don't think giving a long term contract to the likes of Leon Best is a good idea. The guy is below average at this level, why not just get someone on loan for 6 months and then try and buy someone who might actually be of use in the Premiership this summer? I'll never completely write Ashley off, as long as he owns the team I'll be hoping that he starts to do things right for us. If you think one decent transfer window is enough to make up for two and a half years of perennial fuck ups then that's fine, good for you. Just don't expect everyone to be so easily won over. No way was he our best manager ever keegan fanboys

David James

Are you trying to put the lad off? If you go to Shearer's be warned, you'll be charged an arm and a leg for some average beer but you'll be able to hang around and watch DVDs of Titus Bramble's greatest fuck ups. The Strawberry is an alternative and it's a nice pub but it makes the Leppings Lane End mid April '89 seem spacious. If you really are desperate to see borderline boilers get their tits out then go to Idols. It has the slightly better quality of blart and it's not rammed with Lyle & Scott clad cunts like Sam Jacks is although it is a fucking dive, you will stick to the carpet and if the DJ hears your accent you'll probably get dragged up on the bar to do daft drinking games. ooooohhh controversial

i think four championship teams come up and same amount get relegated from championship and the same will happen in every league