Jordan

Can’t even threaten from set pieces. Straight to the keeper everytime.

These look like we could get at them but we’re terrified of crossing the halfway line.

Almiron on wrong side, Krafth at centreback, Ritchie at left back, Murphy at rightback, Shelvey, Lascelles and Clark on the pitch. What the fuck is he playing at.

No changes. This bloke is beyond clueless and out of his depth.

Would love to know what Schar has said to be completely shelved

“Amanda, is a verbal agreement legally binding?”

This is fucking horrific. Jones is clueless, what the fuck are the tactics? We’re bottom of the league, 1 nil down and need a win desperately. Jones’ answer? Whole team sitting on the edge of the box doing absolutey fuck all.

Inept. His style of play is rank. 11 men behind the ball at all times. Scared to cross the halfway line

Get up the fucking pitch man!

VAR is an absolute travesty. The sooner its fucked off the better. Ref had a clear view of it live and didn’t give it. Gets shown a screen that pauses when the contacts made but doesnt count the fact the cunt made a meal of it. Saying that, Clark shouldnt even be starting, hes not PL standard and thats on Jones when theres two better cb’s in reserve.

Haven’t looked good with 5 at the back since Rafa left. Just give up with it.

Hopefully the hold up with Howe is that he doesn’t want Jones. Fucking hell that’s a poor side. Krafth over Schar again man ffs. Shelvey back in as well, the blokes shite.

Not find a higher calorie manager than Bruce.

Magpie ranger used to be class as well. Never hear that anymore.

Great appointment if we can get him. I’ll be interested to see if he sets us up in his typical 4231.

Awful result for us if it stays like this.

I wouldn’t even back Martinez to get us up. Couldn’t do it with Swansea and they went up the year after he left. Its such an uninspiring appointment.

That Blaydon Races is gash.

May aswell start planning for the Championship next season if they appoint Martinez. Would be such a stupid move.

Can we stop talking about Martinez? even the thought of him managing us is depressing. He’s shite, can’t organise a defence and has done nothing with the best side Belgium have ever had.

He’s picking those players though. Schar’s sitting on the bench with Krafth playing. Fernandez isn’t even in the squad and Willocks on the bench after improving us when he came on last week. The team selection was braindead.

And Shelvey whos offered us nothing since the Championship.

Dubravka’s constantly marshalling the defence. I don’t think he’d have allowed them to be as pulled across as they were for their second. Ritchie was on the penalty spot.

Picking Darlow, Krafth, Clark, Lascelles, Ritchie and Fraser when there’s better options is unforgivable. I don’t care how they perform in training, better players should play. Ameobi was meant to be a great trainer but was shite when it mattered.

You can’t play for 0-0’s against sides like these without commiting to at least some form of attacking. Chelsea just parked in our half after half time because they knew nothing was coming back. Pathetic once we went 1 down and very similar performance to Palace except Chelsea actually punished us.