LucaAltieri

I'd be more worried about Belgium's complete inability to control a football or move faster than a light jog.

Belgium haven't started well at all.

They're only good so long as other people don't like them. Hipster 101.

They only barely qualified (on away goals, I think) with a dodgy win over Burkina Faso.

I really hope the USA turn up for their last couple of games. That was embarrassing despite the result.

Yeah, seems to be another one who turns to shit when it's a proper game.

5 minutes?!

Good ball in from Zusi, too.

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Fuck. Knew Atsu coming off would fuck us.

I see Bradley has decided to wake up, too. About time.

Good work from Beckerman.

Zusi on. Good.

So nervy. Shit scared more like. If this was being played in Florida the Ghanaians would be down to ten men, at least.

It's almost like Beasley shouldn't play there.

Fuck sake. Every time we get forward we give the ball away with a stupid mishit pass. Playing like a bunch of paranoid schizophrenics.

USA really well organized. Have defended since the restart and don't look troubled at all.

The guy that came on for Altidore looks worse Very different player. Offers more. Way better on the ball.

Passing gash again. Need to calm the fuck down.

Besler has been decent. Strange decision.

Instead let's cut to Tim Vickery with a faulty microphone.

Ghana shite & dirty. Muntari still barely a footballer. USA need a bit more patience with their final ball. Giving it away too easily when they're on for a break. Early contender for MOTM: Altidore for unselfishly removing himself from the match and letting someone decent on to the field. Need to get Jones and Beasley off and put on someone with some pace.

Fucking awful tackle, that.

And this is why they normally wear helmets.

Why do all these black men have it in for the white guy with dreads?