Dr.Spaceman

I don't think Mitchell is the only person who has a say on who we do or don't sign. Don't forget the likes of Yildiz and Cordero though, those are more Mitchell signings and we won't fully understand his impact for another few years imo. DCL is clearly someone Eddie rates, given the links over the last few years.

Yep, I've never understood the concept of turning up for KO and heading straight home at full-time every single game. It's a day for me, whether that includes drinks locally at the cricket club before heading over the town, meeting folk in the town a few hours pre-kick off or going upstairs in the Strawberry after with a few from here - absolutely love it and shitting myself at the thought of it being taken away from us one day (as much as I want that new stadium).

As if PIF who have hired the likes of Eddie Howe, Ashworth, Silverstone, Eales and some top lawyer types would give Shola Ameobi a proper job with consequences. The man who thought Mike Ashley was a good owner and Steve Bruce a good football manager

Those 4 are exactly as you're describing though - more than just youngsters with potential.

Because our starting eleven is shit, right?

Yes they're excellent prospects but they're all good players now, especially in Huijsen's case.

I posted that just after he should have squared it to the back post but instead decided to stare at the ball and continue running towards the goal before smashing it into the side net. Feel like I see him do that a lot.

I would hate to have to watch Martinelli every week

Hilarious defending

Wtf Mateta

Too black and white to use in Mordor marra

I hate the fact that they refer to their season tickets as "seeysun cards", as if the term "season ticket" isn't widely used as a catch all for an annual pass of sorts. "Nar marra, we dinnit yews tickets, we yews cards"

The lack of self awareness is astonishing

Can definitely see Marco Silva going there. It's going to be very difficult for him to achieve anything more at Fulham.