I'm with Mistle on the assists being OCCASIONALLY bullshit craic.
Bottom line is, as someone mentioned previously, when has Marv taken the game by the scruff off the neck and done an HBA style saviour of the universe performance? Never. He hasn't even attempted it and failed, he's constantly anonymous or losing the ball in the middle of the pitch needlessly. He's also weak as piss and not the quickest. Does he even lift?