Dr.Spaceman

Nah man, that's really clever doing that.

The West Ham reject strikes.

Carroll looks like he's playing in his third match of a gauntlet ffs.

"When your brain leaks out of your ear, it usually means there is something wrong." - Steve McManaman.

No way did he say that

As per usual for an English player he spectacularly chose the wrong option.

This is sooooo painfully shit

Wayne Terry is better like.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/JARED-FROM-HEY-ARNOLD-psd7390.png Why bring him off?

Buffon proper belting it out, I'm sure he was just going "Italia, Italia, Italia, Italia"

Apparently Kevin Kuranyi is black

I dunno, a few times on MOTD last season it looked stunning…..Especially when the wind catches those flighty blue bait bags skipping freely across the pitch, the turf rugged like a freshly ploughed field, set in sharp relief against the banks of vivid pink seats, resplendent in their glorious emptiness each untroubled by human behind. I thought to myself “Aye meeyat, pyewar byewtyful”. Not enough shit on the bog walls like, but you cant have everything. Genuinely read that as if I was reading a Sir Ricky post on RTG

What the fuck is beautiful about it

Told the kid at work today and he wasn't having it. "But, but, but Sunderland has a higher population than Newcastle, did he do a survey or something?"

Imagine the money we're going to save

Why did I google him as soon as I read that

:lol: They are soooooooooo bitter

Knew this would happen as soon as England benefitted from a poor decision, they really don't like us at all.

I won't be able to walk after watching that.

Why are they always so adamant that we are going to fail

He needs to be aborted.

What's the problem if we can afford it? We can't. Hate to harp on saying the same thing, but Pardew came out today saying we've got extra money to spend. We've already lost two strikers this summer (tenuously including Smith there). Extra money might be £8m in total, not to blow on one player who might be on the bench. Add in the supposed Debuchy thing and the fact we pay up front - without flogging someone for good money that's gonna be like £15m down. Be realistic mate. Simpson will be flogged as well if Debuchy comes in so in terms of net spend I doubt it will be crippling. Simpson should be flogged regardless.

How anyone claims to know the ins and outs of our finances is beyond me.

Http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=710359 Jelly.